Jean Howarth in The Province, Vancouver BC, April 28, 1947

this is a poll for a movie that doesn't exist.

It is vintage times. The powers that be have decided to again remake the classic vampire novella Dracula for the screen. in an amazing show of inter-studio solidarity, Hollywood’s most elite hotties are up for the starring roles. the producers know whoever they cast will greatly impact the genre, quality, and tone of the finished film, so they are turning to their wisest voices for guidance.

you are the new casting director for this star-studded epic. choose your players wisely.

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

May 2024 calendar (printable calendar page at May 2024 calendar: The helpful cats). It’s also available as a print on Redbubble. A repeating version of the design, on more items, will follow.

But the older you get, the more important it is to worship at the temple of forgiveness.

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

ENDEAVOUR

Series 9, Episode 3.

mike’s hard past couple of months

Circa 19th Century Tiara With Amethysts, Diamonds, Enamel and Gold

the most frustrating thing about dr who's extended universe is that it's so full of cool ideas and wonderful stories that no one outside a very specific subset of dedicated maniacs will ever experience

the second most frustrating thing about dr who's extended universe is that you have to dig through SOOOO much to find the best parts and half the time you've got to listen to 26 hours of audio dramas to have full context

THE WRONG TROUSERS

1993, dir. Nick Park

atraight up if a emperor penguin was behind a company desk like a CEO or something i wouldnt even question it especially if its just chilling looking around

Conrad P. Clarke, Life on the Verge, oil on canvas, 60 × 60 cm.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”