Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
This is the only april 1st prank allowed at my blog.
Yup it was too cute not to do.
i like you
sike! april fools! i actually love you with all of my heart.
To all my Christian friends who read this blog…..
Happy Easter!
Always show Respect!
WarriorMale
WarriorMale is Jesus and the only proof is that he’s the only person in the world who couldve rolled that big ass rock aside
happy tdov!!! 💛💜🖤
this year is the first tdov i've spent out to my family. i've come so incredibly far since i first celebrated four years ago, and it's been a hard road, but i'm so incredibly happy to be living my truth. to any closeted people out there: i see you. you're not invisible. it's okay if you can't celebrate yet. you've got a long future waiting for you where you can be true to yourself, even if you can't see it quite yet!!
bonus picture:
me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time
when i have free time:
when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since
ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah
tag your favorite line of hallelujah
“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.
…
you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah
okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.
…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you
I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.
You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.
If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers
Can a horse become king?
whats a king to a horse
what’s a horse to a different king
what’s a horse
NUMBERS IN ASK - Looking back on 2017, WHO ARE YOU?
i just read 3 a.m for the 1st time after seeing ur notes and i absolutely adored it? it's so so good!! Also i'm SO DOWN w psychotic venus & ur ideas abt characters and their 'tells' in wktd rlly made me think abt how i hc jupiter as having ADHD w/ serious RSD symptoms and how interesting that is in context of the blue route, since ADHD and Schizophrenia share a lot of symptoms and i think that's rlly apparent in jupiter + venus's relationship & interactions w neptune but u kno. projection lmao.
this is all good and excellent and i don't really have a response except for (quiet, incoherent happy screams) someone complimented my writing!!! *flap flap flap*but yessssss give me that good good neurodivergent wktd ADHD Jupiter is. a really good headcanon. i think i might be sold on it. tell me more (chinhands)and i am very glad i was able to spread the good word of schizophrenic venus! it's semi-canon in the same way that OCD and/or self-harmer jupiter is and it's also just really important to mePS if you ever want to come off anon to scream about wktd with me that's fine! or if not that's fine too! i am not scary i promise i am just a fellow Projection Goblin who sees a relatable character and then makes them into just me without the glasses
in 2018, I wish you
- better mental health
- great looking skin
- more energy
- open-mindedness
- healthy relationships
- good dreams at night
- success
- delicious food
- happiness
Happy New Year!