I Do What I Want

MY CAR

Item: Wolfwagon, the result of a car being infected with lycanthropy

Tantrum

it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

i think i just stumbled into a new fave aver piece of art but i cant find a title...

look at this! the textures! that smile! the softness! its a fucking chocolate ad! (piece by al parker from what i can find)

DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

It’s Valentine’s Day and, after a terrible shipping mishap, Morbo is on the hunt for another gift before this evening’s big date. Fortunately, Morbo manages to pull some strings and suddenly finds himself with a sentient rose and violet who are excited to make this Valentine’s Day a special one.

As the night goes on, however, it quickly becomes apparent that Morbo’s date is not as invested in this celebration as Morbo is. Will Morbo find himself without a partner to enjoy the evening? Maybe, but it’s entirely possible he could find himself with something doubly exciting… two partners for the evening!

Now Morbo and his bisexual flowers are proving there are plenty of ways to celebrate love, especially when you love yourself.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human on sentient flower threesome action.

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enjoy brand new tingler ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, AND BOTH OF THEM POUND ME BISEXUALLY FOR VALENTINE’S DAY out now on amazon and patreon

everyone please appreciate my valentine

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you

Careful ...

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

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