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M'baku's Queen

@snooopid / snooopid.tumblr.com

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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

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ashfae

Seriously people, learn fandom etiquette. It exists, it exists for extremely good reasons, and it's been decades in the making.

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My favorite leverage bit is when they have agreed on names for cons that they never explain but reference absolutely bonkers bits of. Like. “Yeah I was running a Blue Spiked Fish but then I lost the wig and had to turn it into a Seventh Taco on the fly.” “Where on earth did you get the firefighter uniform??” “Had one in the closet from running a Cicada job earlier that year.” Beautiful. Perfect. They could do this every episode.

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notemily

Nate: “We’re going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.”

Parker: “The London Spank?”

Hardison: “The Genevan Paso Doble?”

Eliot: “The Apple Pie.” (everyone stares at him blankly) “It’s like the Cherry Pie, but with lifeguards.”

I found the list I kept of all of them

The Spanish Prisoner The London Spank The Genevan Paso Doble The Apple Pie… it’s like the Cherry Pie but with lifeguards Glengarry Glen Death The Turnabout (2 badges, 1 sheepdog, 1 ice queen, 1 bag man) Cafe and a Moonlit Terrace The Mona Lisa Variant The Swedish Rail Con The Cairo Flier (“no way, I’m not wearing that dress again”) Fiddle Game The Berlin Shuffle Little Orphan Annie Skagway Shuffle (like the fiddle game but underground) The Mummy’s Tiara The Vegas Wake Up Call The Cuban Sandwich The Spanish Turnabout The Edwin Garvey The Peking Watch Con Moscow Circus (“I’m running the Moscow Circus and you’re the Ivan”) The Romanian Circus (& variant, the Snipe Hunt) Roman Wedding (abbreviated version) Peruvian Slide (you need two old people and a banana peel) Boca Backlash (a roper with a glass eye) (it’s not a glass eye, it’s a cue ball!) Oklahoma Little Chucky (rottweiler and some fireworks) The Chilean Custard The Big Store The Lazy Dugson The Pizzero Pressure Point The White Van Speakers The High Minnie/Mini (?)

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catmask

do ppl who say the word puriteens not realize they sound like the wet papertowel adult villain in a kids cartoon or

oh no. a teenager has an opinion on sex you do not like. possibly because theyre a teenager and havent physically been on this earth for more than 20 years. do you think we should invent an entire category of person to hate for this and apply in a broad brushstroke to dismiss their feelings completely rather than try to understand why they might have them? i think that will fix things yeass

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loidloid

DAMIAN WE WILL GET YOU THAT FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU. TRUST

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fyjjong
shinee world (nanjing) ♡ 110820 © oiam (do not edit or remove logo)
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