I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull goldโฆ and my blood, rotted. Corpse after corpse, left in my wake.. As I awaitedโฆ his returnย โฆHeed my words. I am Malenia Blade of Miquella ย And I have never known defeat. E L D E N ย R I N G (2022)
Being pride month I wanted to dig a little deeper into what it was like growing up Asexual, too many people gatekeep and suggest that an absence of something doesnโt qualify as queer. ย I was definitely treated as abnormal or broken by well meaning friends & strangers alike.
the wind was created for a single thing: giving life to leviโs amazing undercut
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
put a cucumber treat in his mouth pls
here you go
sharing is caring
SNUPPY!!
THIS IS SO CUTE!!?
I'll take two!
the second the new remakes dropped people mass uploaded their mods for the game that they totally didnโt make before it dropped officially and the absolute best one is the one that scales the pokemon to be canon with their pokedex entries
NOW THIS IS HOW POKEMON WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED
Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.
Cracking open a cooled one with the geology boys.
I did not expect that response. I should have expected it though, so thatโs on me.
obsidian is fun to lick as long as you stay away from the edges
catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts
Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didnโt leave the houseย the entire time she was showing. My dadโs family didnโt even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldnโt reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.
Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:
This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here
What the fuck why am I bawling