• “you never listen to me!”
• “it mostly gets you killed in very nasty ways.”
• “i’m less a player and more the played.”
• “honestly i’d totally be fine if i could make it to the next grade.”
• “is it me, or is greek mythology not deeply weird?”
• “she’s a monster! not literally. i don’t think.”
• “dude. i’m your only friend.”
• “hey, don’t talk about my mom.”
• “you think i’m trouble. just like everyone else.”

• “i can’t tell you all my secrets.”
• “we’re better off without him.”
• “yeah, he sounds like a real winner.”
• “was he a screw up too?”
• “normal is a myth.”
• “the things that make you different are the very things that make you strong.”
• “the only thing i seemed destined for is detention.”

• “when i say run… run.”
• “don’t pass out! don’t pass out! don’t pass out!”
• “this is weird, but a good weird.”
• “you drool when you sleep.”

• “it means a lot more paperwork for me.”
• “of course, being alive is temporary.”
• “this is way out of my pay grade—which is saying a lot, because i don’t get paid.”
• “well, technically i am cursed.”
• “yeah, and i half-care.”
• “the best thing is to break up with the guy!”
• “i don’t have time to fill you in on all the details.”
• “you can hate it here but i hated it first.”

• “it wasn’t a dream? she’s really gone?”
• “you mustn’t blame yourself.”
• “we’ll help you adjust.”
• “he’s got a lot to answer for.”
• “the guy didn’t need to be ‘dad of the year’.”
• “it could be… that is to say, the prophecies suggest…”
• “no one can blame you for holding a grudge.”
• “welcome to the dysfunctional family.”

• “prepare to be pulverized, newbie!”
• “it’s gonna be bloody murder she wrote.”
• “i’ll put you in your place!”
• “you losers are a total drag.”
• “stay there. it’s your first day. we don’t want you messing this up.”
• “heard you were tough—but you don’t look it.”
• “you got some issue with me, it’s pretty clear.”

• “is the food here really that bad?”
• “offering to the gods. it’s not enough that they’re omnipotent and all-powerful. they need to feel appreciated.”
• “i met the guy once, and once was enough.”
• “i ran away.”
• “no one has seen him for thousands of years.”
• “i’ll bring home a boy and she’s there in her nightie.”
• “if i tried to sing, it’d probably cause an avalanche.”
• “too bad he’s the worst and my life is a mess.”

• “i have a destiny?”
• “you shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.”

• “everything i ever do is wrong.”
• “i keep my head down, i keep my chin up, but it ends up all the same.”
• “guess i’m good for nothing at all.”
• “the only family that really mattered? well she vanished.”
• “i never mean to hurt anyone.”
• “no one ever tells me that they’re proud.”
• “all i need is one last chance to prove i’m good enough for someone.”

• “so what if no one’s come back from the underworld? i’ll be the first.”
• “i can’t ask you to come.”
• “if you’re going to save the world, i’m the best person to keep you from messing it up.”
• “i’m needed here, but how about something for the road?”

• “is the whole trip going to be like this?”
• “all our food was in there!”
• “it’s not safe to stay out here in the open.”
• “i don’t smell.”
• “well, i don’t wanna die in the garden state!”
• “i’m not saying sorry to a squirrel.”
• “i think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.”

• “‘smart girl’ only gets a girl so far.”
• “someday soon someone will notice me.”
• “most girls never win if they’re polite.”
• “the best thing you can do is run away.”
• “i’ll never be invisible again.”

• “look how far we’ve come, we can’t give in.”
• “people are counting on us, and i’m counting on you.”
• “aw, is that a chihuahua?”
• “whoa, whoa, whoa—why are we fighting?”
• “relax! i come in peace.”
• “tonight, we need a place to sleep.”

• “this is… scary.”
• “everything is unfolding as i—as we planned.”
• “sacrifice is necessary to remake the world.”

• “i should’ve told you, but i—i thought that if i did, you’d never want me on this quest.”
• “maybe if i’d been a little bit braver…”
• “‘maybe’ doesn’t make it alright.”
• “we only survived because she stayed to hold off the monsters. she paid for her sacrifice with her life.”

• “you ain’t getting out.”
• “who do you feel like listening to?”
• “you’re dead!”

• “everything i try to do will fail.”
• “maybe he did the best that he could do…”
• “hey, that’s life, and life ain’t fair.”
• “i’ll come back for you, i promise.”
• “we were set up. and i think i know who did the setting.”
• “let the slugfest begin!”

• “what do you do when the battle’s won?”
• “stay or go: pick one.”
• “there’s something left i still need to find.”
• “sometimes family is worth the trouble. believe me.”
• “i’ve barely seen you since i got back. you avoiding me?”
• “time someone put them in their place.”
• “it’s about wiping them out and taking our turn.”
• “i don’t care if i hurt anyone.”

• “there still might be a war.”
• “are we ever gonna once have it easy?”
• “i’ll make mistakes, but my own, and it frees me.”
• “if you’re looking for trouble, then count me in.”
• “you’ll see me again.”
• “i’ll be back next summer.”

what exactly does a low-maintenance rp partner mean? well… it means that I will never rush you for a reply ( ic or ooc ), meme or ask answer, or pretty much anything! take all the time you need, it really doesn’t matter to me. this isn’t a race, this is something that is done for fun! so, don’t feel obligated to do something or even be online, if you don’t want to. it doesn’t matter how long or fast it takes you to respond to me, if you’re my person, you’re my person. and if you go on hiatus, i’ll stick with you through it so when you come back it’s like nothing ever happened. never feel obligated to explain to me why it takes so long, i get it we all have other things we’re doing. some of us work full-time, some of us are in school full-time, some of us run multiple blogs and some of us just can’t find the will or motivation to write for a couple days on end… I never want you to feel pressured to interact/talk/associate with me. so, do what you need for yourself and just know i’ll be here in the background rooting for you!

change pronouns/ect if necessary

• “i sell hardcore drugs.”
• “we need help.”
• “you’re gonna be okay.”
• “believe in the fireflies.”
• “got enough ration cards to last us a few months.”
• “be careful.”
• “i am the romantic type.”
• “don’t leave me to turn.”
• “it’s gettin’ close to curfew.”
• “going outside the wall is suicide.”
• “you mumble in your sleep.”
• “i hate bad dreams.”
• “it’s called luck—and it’s gonna run out.”
• “are you still breathing?”
• “we’re shitty people.”
• “our luck had to run out sooner or later.”
• “don’t touch me.”
• “she’s infected.”
• “just fucking go.”
• “i can’t swim.”
• “does it sound like i know how to whistle?”
• “i’m a pretty good shot with that thing.”
• “let’s get the hell outta here.”
• “goddammit—i’m clean!”
• “i owe you nothin’.”
• “there’s one inside.”
• “it’s the normal people that scare me.”
• “you of all people should understand that.”
• “i can handle myself.”
• “once upon a time, i had somebody i had to look after.”
• “you don’t need to worry about me.”
• “fuckin’ hunters.”
• “i’ve been on both sides.”
• “so–you kill a lot of innocent people?”
• “you sacrifice the few to save the many.”
• “i don’t think they saw us.”
• “trust me, it ain’t easy.”
• “damn it—spores.”
• “somethin’ on your mind?”
• “you make every shot count.”
• “just so we’re clear… it was either him or me.”
• “how’d i do?”
• “yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you.”
• “you’re bleeding.”
• “we can help each other.”
• “i saved you!”
• “you wanna hear a joke about pizza? …never mind, it was too cheesy.”
• “how is it you’re never scared?”
• “what are you scared of?”
• “i’m scared of ending up alone.”
• “it’s all your fault!”
• “thanks for not blowin’ my head off.”
• “you survived because of me.”
• “you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you.”
• “you still remember how to kill, right?”
• “hey, hey—are you hurt?”
• “i guess we’re both disappointed with each other, then.”
• “what do you want from me?”
• “i can’t get infected!”
• “you are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”
• “i’ve lost people, too.”
• “you have no idea what loss is.”
• “everyone i’ve ever cared for has either died or left me.”
• “sounds like runners.”
• “can you walk?”
• “stay the fuck back!”
• “i think we’re safe.”
• “you’re a better shot with that thing than i am.”
• “don’t sound so disappointed.”
• “you handled yourself pretty nice back there.”
• “i believe that everything happens for a reason.”
• “you’re just a kid.”
• “i can protect you.”
• “i’ll come back for you.”
• “you’re a fucking animal.”
• “you have no idea what i’m capable of.”
• “i’m gonna teach you how to play guitar.”
• “another city, another abandoned quarantine zone.”
• “is this everything you were hoping for?”
• “we don’t have to do this.”
• “i ain’t leavin’ without you.”
• “i guess you can’t escape your past.”
• “hands in the fucking air!”
• “i pretty much lost everything.”
• “no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.”