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This is a great onion headli- uh. Uh oh

Do you think any of them have asked to be called scrum master in bed

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

But babe you love being gaslit

I think about this tweet all the time

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This is the funniest video ever

have almost thrown up laughing at this video at least 4 or 5 times at this point