Life is too short to read gen fic

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

beau wakes up calm.

it’s a feeling so pervasive that she’s almost unsettled by it. their lives aren’t calm right now, between eiselcross and vess de rogna and now these eyes that keep popping up all over her and caleb. any calm she feels is usually immediately overshadowed by guilt for feeling it.

but beau can’t find it in her to feel guilty right now, not when the tower is quiet and there is a large, warm arm thrown protectively over her stomach. not when beau can feel the tickle of hot air at the back of her neck as yasha breathes, steady and restful in a way she doesn’t get to be when she’s awake. beau considers learning magic just so she can stop time and give yasha all the rest she deserves.

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So I updated my theory on post time skip Kenma after learning a bit about pro gaming and other things. My theory is that he started youtubing and showing off his skills as a gamer online. He was exceptionally skilled and soon a recruiter/team took notice and recruited him to play when they lost one of their regular players. Or maybe more than one because lets face it… this boy got game skills. He joined a team and started playing professionally while still making money on youtube. His team(s) ended up winning. Now those tournaments can dish out millions of dollars and maybe they won one that did.  He didn’t need all that money right then though so he invested it. After investing, he learned you could play the stock market and really grow your money if you were good at it. He decided to for fun. 

Now the business is the only part that doesn’t fit into that and I have a few theories about it.

1. Youtubing and gaming gave him connections. A group of fans or maybe someone he was on a team with offered him part of a business they were starting up and he took it. Maybe something to do with making apps or games.

2. It’s actually a company that operates using youtube, donations, and merchandise to make a lot of their profit (hence the jackets). They make videos and collab with other youtubers and stuff like many other companies on youtube. He started it up with someone he gamed with. 

3. He made so much money trading stocks, gaming, and youtubing that he bought enough shares of a company he was interested in to gain a spot on their board. Since technically owning stocks does give you some say in the company, especially if you own a lot of the stocks and it’s unclear if he’s ceo or a member of the board (from the various translations I’ve seen anyway. I can’t read Japanese. What do I know.) It could be a sports clothing company, a gaming company, and app company. Whatever it is, he bought so many shares, he got himself a place at the table to make important decisions.

Also, he went to University just because why not and also because it seemed like the smart thing to do. He wasn’t super interested in it or where he went, but he didn’t hate the idea of going, so he went. Plus Kuroo probably encouraged him to.  He’s probably studying business or economics or something now. Maybe a minor in computer stuff. 

Anyways that’s my theory. Oh, and those cats outside his house… they aren’t exactly his cats but they are. They were strays that he fed and let inside when it got cold so they just stick around and kind of became him.

Haikyuu Finale

The members of Gekidan Haikyuu share their thoughts after reading the final chapter of Haikyuu!  They were also all given special commemorative shirts to congratulate the series!

Please do not repost my translations

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-Mandalorians in live-action: *Can't remove their helmets.*

-Mandalorians in The Clone Wars/Rebels:

I mean, seriously, Mandalorians with a variety of personal boundaries and intimacy gradients would be wonderful.

“I wear my helmet all the time so I don’t have to look in a reflection and see me getting older than my father was when the Jedi killed him.”

ouch

"The helmet STAYS ON during sex"

Mara Jade in Star Wars: Dark Force Rising

[Literally any minor inconvenience occurs]

Me:

Okay, hear me out on this, so we’re all fairly sure Dabi is Touya Todoroki. I’ve seen a lot of takes on his ‘secret identity’ reveal, and they’re all valid, but like, what if he isn’t actually trying to keep his identity a secret?

I mean, for fuck sake the guy called Shouto and Endeavor by their full names when he often doesn’t use his teammate’s names. His fire quirk is pretty distinctive. Maybe he dyed his hair, or maybe it just ended up like that because of his quirk/the burning. But he doesn’t really seem to be like, trying to hide who he is. He’s not volunteering information, but like, connecting the dots isn’t hard.

What if Dabi isn’t trying to hide the fact he was Touya at all, and he just like, assumes everyone else is aware of that. Like, he thinks obviously Endeavor and Shouto recognized him, but they acknowledged he was no longer Touya and fought him as they should. Tomura must’ve figured it out when he was joining, right? Guy’s supposed to be really smart. 

Only, nobody’s figured it out. Or maybe like, one person figured it out. Imma say Katsuki since he has had enough interaction with Dabi and knows enough about Shouto’s history to put 2 and 2 together, but also he’s dense enough to not think to mention it to anyone else. He, like Dabi, just assumes everyone else has also figured this out and they’re all just not saying shit to be polite. Now Katsuki isn’t normally polite, but even he knows better than to touch that with a 10 ft pole. Plus it doesn’t exactly come up in casual conversation.

So anyways, this could play out one of two ways. One, heroes and villains are fighting and someone else, Shouto or Izuku maybe, finally puts it together and like shouts it out in surprise.

“You’re Touya Todoroki!”

The whole fucking battlefield freezes, all looking at where Dabi is like, confused more than anything else.

“…Yeah? We established that ages ago?”

And it’s a fucking uproar, like straight up everyone forgets they’re supposed to be killing each other because almost nobody realized this for no particular reason other than they’re dumb.

Tomura’s like, wait, you’re Endeavor’s kid?? That’s why you hate the guy so much?? Why didn’t you say anything?? 

Shouto’s stuck in, holy fuck you’re alive and also a villain and also you managed to give dad a scar which was cool of you but did you have to make him look more like me? Rude?

Aizawa’s dad mode has kicked into high fucking gear because 1) that is the older brother of one of his students Who Is Probably Not Having A Good Day, 2) The Implications About Endeavors Parenting Are Concerning Him.

Then of course Katsuki pipes up to agree with Dabi of all people for once.

“What are all of you fucking on? Of course he’s Touya Todoroki? That’s been super fucking obvious the entire time? He’s not being subtle about this shit?”

Dabi, so glad someone here still has working eyesight. “Thank you! See, the weird explosion kid got it! Why the hell were the rest of you thinking?!”

At some point Dabi decides he’s done with this BS and leaves, the fight continues but it’s super half-hearted and the villains just kinda,,, leave too.

The other way this could go down, is Katsuki sorta slips up at some strategy meeting with like, everyone there. I’m talking Endeavor + the class + a bunch of other pro-heroes (Hawks included, who I want to mention is sleeping with Dabi by this point and still 100% unaware). Now let’s say Katsuki got some information or something and so he’s talking them all through what he knows + his recommendations for an attack. While he’s trying to keep it professional, he’s also still Katsuki.

“… so then if Endeavor’s worst son shows up there the-”

“Wait, why would Shouto end up there? He’s supposed to be on the Recon team.”

Katsuki paused to eye them oddly, before rolling his eyes.

“No, not Icyhot though he does suck too, nah, I’m talking about the oldest one. Touya or whatever. Anyways, if Dabi shows up there-”

Dead fucking silence for all of 2 seconds before the entire room explodes as everyone figures this shit out at once.

“How long have you known??? How did you figure it out?”

“Since the asshole called Icyhot by his full name in the middle of the woods? How did none of you assholes figure it out?”

“Why didn’t you say anything?!”

“I thought we all knew and we were being polite and not saying shit about it!”

“Wait, why did you bring it up then?”

“I’m not good at being polite.”

Its 50% “oh fuck how didn’t we see this before” and 50% “holy shit this changes everything”.

Hawks has just gone still and silent with the realization he is sitting next to his childhood hero, a man who he works with regularly now, and whose son he’s been hate-dating for the past several months. A lot of things suddenly make sense and also he feels he should just bury himself now because when that comes out he is very dead.

On the battle field Shouto probably tries to like, make this an angsty confrontation by calling Dabi ‘Touya’ and he,,, just pauses.

“…Is there, something else you’re planning to say there?”

“You’re my older brother!”

“… I mean yeah, but that’s not exactly new. Right?”

Several seconds of awkward silence.

“Oh holy shit, did you really not know?”

“Shut up.”

“Shouto, I know you’re dense, but I really haven’t been fucking subtle about this.”

“Shut up!”

“Man, have fun explaining this to mom.”

“I hate you so much.”

“Well that’s kinda the fucking point here.”

“Pick me up to dance and pick me up again!!”

I can’t get the ending song out of my head and… this happened ❤

He did that, Matthew Mercer did that.

[Insert clever egg-dick joke here]

Throwback to when I volunteered at a children’s hospital and my boss had me rip this page out of a book for obvious reasons

Critical Role Modern High School AU wherein Vox Machina are Seniors and the Mighty Nein are Freshman.

1. Yasha is the first girl to try out for the football team and Grog, the captain, is the only one to take her seriously… especially after she tackles a guy into a concussion during tryouts

2. Keyleth and Pike are the only members of a gardening club but the rest of VM hang out with them while they tend to plants in the room they’ve been allocated. It is covered in all kinds of plants and Yasha starts sitting in there at lunch because it’s quiet and no one picks on her

3. Beau gets into a fight in the first week of school. She’s already been expelled from two schools for fighting and her rich, asshole dad is Done. He strikes a deal to assign her a “mentor” of sorts. Vex volunteers and while she’s a model student and stops Beau getting into trouble… she also teaches Beau ways to get into trouble and get away with it

4. Caleb and Nott meet when they both accidentally end up in detention. They spend a lot of time in the library were Vex volunteers and Percy basically lives as he designs yet another weird contraption

5. Fjord is all about the swim team. After staying late for practice and waiting for everyone else to leave before he showered, he ends up finding Caleb stealing food out of a vending machine because Caleb is living at the school. Vax is there as well for reasons nobody particularly understands and he and Fjord both try to figure out ways of helping Caleb. Nott joins in too when Caleb tells her what happened

6. Mollymauk is the guy that shows up and just doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone’s opinion. He’s treated as an outsider but he doesn’t care. He befriends Yasha because they’re both ostracized and while it’s an unusual friendship they have each other’s backs to the ends of the earth

7. Caduceus joins the gardening club. VM is unsure until he finds a way to very secretly grow… “tea”. Everyone has a great time. Scanlan writes three songs about their activities while high

8. Jester is happy, she’s bubbly, she’s good and kind and friendly. But damn if she isn’t LONELY. She eats lunch alone every day and draws in her sketchpad little doodles of the teachers and students that are mean to her. One day Pike sits down in front of her and comments on how good the drawings are. The rest of VM join and drag Yasha, Mollymauk, Beau, Fjord, Caleb and Nott with them

Vox Machina’s general thinking is: “these freshman are a mess… must protect”

since my first meme took off so much, have a second