yes it's the real one

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

Tiny herd!

Love them...🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

Just to recap-

Periodt.

why are all of y'all like 5'3. whatcha doin down there

hmmm

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

big fan of when men are sluts

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

wizard duel

wizard collaboration

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

screenshots that make you burst into tears

That post abt how tumblr wouldve gone nuts for morbius 10 years ago is sooo true like not only do they have the “””””sexy”””” matt smith shirtless dance for no reason but his character grows up with morbius as little sickly british waifs and theyre bestest friends forever but then morbius kills him because he also turns into an evil vampire and its sad because they were best friends :( (sorry for spoiling morbius) . Like do you realize how that wouldve DEVESTATED tumblr in 2012. We’re in a better timeline if only slightly

An empowering feminist film about a woman who notices how male-dominated the misogyny field is and pledges to misogyny better than any man ever could

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

all the time