hi hello yes, i have access to this account again
It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.
Ok. Thank you. Carry on.
their dynamic is so funny to me
confident women in their 40s-50s who have allowed themselves to age naturally are literally the hottest people alive
thanks :)
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
OP this is such a raw line what the fuck
Briefly surfacing to say that Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West have consumed all available space in my brain, to the point where I started writing some Aloy/Petra fluff lmao AO3 it's been so long...
Aloy’s old friends looking at her with unconditional love and adoration upon first seeing her in HFW is enough to keep me solar powered for the rest of the century
if elves lived in modern america they would be rednecks im sorry but it's true. imagine you meet a tall guy who's always in a baseball cap and driving around in his truck and learn that he's a crack shot with a rifle, like insanely good. okay that's pretty cool i guess. but it starts to get weird cuz he's so good at identifying edible plants that he practically survives off of berries and wild game and his mom's homemade bread which is the absolute best stuff you've ever tasted in your life. his truck, which he tells you he essentially built himself with the amount of repair and replacement work he put into it, is either insanely well-built or insanely lucky, and drives right on through snowdrifts and mud pits and potholes like they're nothing. the first time he tries to take you on a hike he drags you uphill for two straight hours with a cheery smile on his face and seems genuinely surprised when you're worn out at the top. sometimes when you're out in the woods his head turns around at what you swear is literally nothing and he's like "oh yeah there's deer 'round here you can hear 'em. loud as all get-out." when he finally takes off his fluorescent orange snapback and shows you his pointy ears and tells you he's immortal you're just like oh that makes a lot of sense actually
reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him
Loud people my beloved
The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was burried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle
PreservationAux (+ their SecUnit)
I said, “The Transport doesn’t know what the hell it’s talking about, plus it lies a lot, and it’s mean.” A minute, undetectable in the range of human eyesight, fluctuation in the lights told me ART had heard that.
more ne fancomics!! the Bathroom Scene (IDs in alt text!!)
grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse
I used to do the 5 things you see, 4 things you hear etc with my daughter when she was spiralling, but it had a low success rate. Just didn't engage her brain, was too easy to just list shit things that made her feel shit.
I had to get creative.
Now we do shit like:
5 things you can see that you could easily steal without being noticed
4 things you think might be sticky if you licked them
3 things that you could fit in your mouth at once
2 inanimate objects that in another dimension, might fall in love
1 thing you can see that isn't made of cheese, but would be better if was
Obviously not those ones every time, I gotta keep mixing things up, else she doesn't have to really focus. Your mileage may vary, but it mostly works for us.