you know what would help with this nausea and anxiety. more caffiene

I wonder what could go wrong

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

im sorry did hozier take the lyrics of the song “too sweet” from 2015 tumblr archives

“I think I'll take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three ur too sweet for me” these lyrics coming from the man who wrote “'id be the voice that urged Orpheus when her body was found id be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground i'd be the dreadful need in the devotee that made him turn around and I'd be the immediate forgiveness in Eurydice” …. please 💀

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

god of earth and heaven, joel-peter witkin

Oh no conjoined ass twins

me when they give it all theyve got and they give it all theyve got and i give it all ive got till im down

me when I fall inside a hole I couldn't see

tick tark on le clark

This is a preliminary poll for the Hot & Vintage Movie Women Tournament. There will be 7 prelim polls of 12 hot ladies, all of which can be found under the tag #hotladyprelims. The 4 lowest-scoring hotties of each poll will be eliminated, while the remaining 8 will continue on to Round 1 of the tournament.

The ladies included here were chosen for this round because they were submitted without text propaganda. If they continue to Round 1, I will include additional photos they were submitted with.

This preliminary poll will last 24 hours.

Deleting tiktok from my phone has really helped me realize how much I fucking hate that app and how insufferable the people who use it are

I hate you tiktok adhd “tips”, I hate you tiktok users’ insanely gullible nature leading to widespread misinformation and thousands falling for antisemitic conspiracy theories, I hate you “this could have been a tiktok”, I hate you for you pages, I hate you daily content and endless scrolling, I hate you “appeasing the algorithm”, I hate you creator burnout, I hate you booktok, I hate you tiktok users accusing anyone who dresses remotely femininely of “trying to appeal to pedophiles”, I hate you “feminist” content creators swiftly becoming t3rfs and sw3rfs, I hate you sexual harassment becoming widespread memes, I hate you tiktok doomerism, I hate you filming strangers in public without their knowledge or consent, I hate you street interviewers, I hate you queer content creators with an obvious hatred towards butch lesbians, I hate you “ironic” homophobia, I hate you bullying autistic people, I hate you tiktok users attempting to trigger schizophrenic users, I hate you micro trends, I hate you tiktok users bullying cosplayers and mocking fandom culture, I hate you white tiktok creators stealing from and copying black and brown creators, I hate you so so so much

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

im curious if south park fans have ever seen south park