Doodles

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

sometimes a family is an evil scientist, a trans and asexual platypus, their bisexual punk daughter and their gay robot son

Doodle

Inspired one fanfic, but I already forgot the title and author's name, I'll write when I find it

can’t help he was born a king

He’s pondering

I made this last year when reading Dracula Daily, but I was too much of a coward to post it. Now I am no longer held back by earthly matters such as "reputation".

This is the original text from the book, but wildly misinterpreted. enjoy

Huntly eyes

You know I've seen the "I realize now that Perry the Platypus is my best friend" bit in a few out of context compilations. And Like. I get it, Doof's in a giant sock outfit and the best friend in question (a platypus) shows up, and punches him through a hole in the floor that leads to the sky.

But the truly wild part of the scene, which is never included, is just the fact he's talking to a balloon. He is ranting at a balloon that it is no longer his best friend.

OoOoo… Better beware!!

lord huron really do be like “here are 12 songs about death and empty spaces and a hole in your heart meant to be filled by someone who was never really yours and some woods in michigan. okay, see you again in three years for another harrowing multi-media emotional experience.”

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[ID: drawing of someone shaking and crying, red-faced, holding up and pointing to a paper with a stick figure drawn on it]

U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead

It’s these brands specifically, just in case you picked them up somewhere else (via WaPo’s “the Seven” morning newsletter)