Behold the Gay

-William Wordsworth

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

they should invent a cig break for people who don't smoke

I told my boss I was going for a fag break, but didn't say any more. Not my fault if they misunderstand.

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey. I repeat."

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey."

very normal about this cat (lying

12 years later, i'm still suppressing my emotions

who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

I’m always the back burner friend. The friend that’s always there for everyone, but not important enough to be there for. I’m only moved to the front when it’s convenient. I’m tired.

i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin