Trying to figure out how commissions work but I’m a Luddite. Info on my Ko-fi

Hey I have commissions open right now and I'm an EXTREMELY cheap whore

hello bovine friends!!!

im barley bovineblogger and these are my friends the tamaraw!!!!! there r currently only ~500 in the world, and it really really hurts to think they might be gone soon... but they dont have to be !!!!!

it would mean the absolute world to me if you would spread awareness of these silly little guys, read about them, tell your friends about them, or even help support the Asian Wild Cattle Specialist Group in their mission to protect and conserve the species!!!!

thank you so much and have an awesome awesome day I LOVE YOU!!!

one of the greatest to ever do it

the way he consistently ups the humiliation factor of endorsing him, seemingly for no tangible benefit whatsoever, is an inspiration to us all

Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:

The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just

op forgot rule number 8 of the ferengi rules of acquisition

"small print leads to large risk"

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

This is what happens when you let a man like Donald Trump run the country.

Can yall stop sucking sooo much fucking dick already god damn

* The boruto designs were specifically requested

Comrades, you know what must be done

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming