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Sultry in September 2018: The Stories Are Here!!!

Aglarien wrote The Magpie for Alexcat Alexcat wrote Be Careful What You Wish For for Nuinzilien Alikuu wrote Fëanorian Hospitality for Kalendeer Amyfortuna wrote Mourning Into Joy for The_Wavesinger AndiiErestor wrote Fools in Love for Amyfortuna Burning_Nightingale wrote Oh, Revenge for Cirilla9 Cirilla9 wrote Tales of the thousand and one nights for DragonofMordor DragonofMordor wrote One Moment in Forever for Tiltedshadow Elladansgirl wrote Convincing Abilities for Mawgy Erlkoenig wrote Nothing Gold Can Stay for Burning_Nightingale Erlkonig wrote To Love None Better Than You for Aglarien Erlkonig wrote Be Still, and Let the Dark Come for Kasura Hennethgalad wrote To The Sea. for Erlkoenig Ignoblebard wrote Forging a Bond for Mangacrack Kalendeer wrote Do Not Ask for Permission for Hennethgalad Kasura wrote The Chasing for Ingoldos Lynndyre wrote Visit for Samtyr Mangacrack wrote In a World Beyond Control for Gabriel Marchwriter wrote Borderlands for Solanaceae Mawgy wrote Remember Me for Ulan Narya wrote Comfort and Joy for Marchwriter Nuinzilien wrote The Door to Maybe for Lynndyre phyncke wrote What's In a Name? for Ignoblebard RaisingCaiin wrote Histories, Full of Stars for Narya RaisingCaiin wrote In That Deepening Evening for AndiiErestor Raiyana wrote The Soldier and the Spy for Phyncke Samtyr wrote Splitting Heirs for Tabru Solanaceae wrote Blossom of Hours Unleashed for Raiyana Tabru wrote In the Third Year for Elladansgirl Talullah wrote Bay of Terns for Alikuu Tiltedshadow wrote And All the Devils Are Here for RaisingCaiin The_Wavesinger wrote (Take Heed of the) Stormy Weather for Talullah

Mawgy also wrote Cutbacks as a special gift to the Sultry in September/My Slashy Valentine mods! Thank you, Samtyr!! :)

Many, MANY thanks to Erlkonig, who wrote THREE stories this round, and to RaisingCaiin, who also stepped in to pinch-hit.  Special thanks also to IgnobleBard, who set a record for number of stories beta’d this round. Most sincere gratitude to all three of you; we quite literally would not have been able to pull off this exchange without you!

Warm welcomes to TiltedShadow, Kasura, DragonOfMordor and Andiierestor, who have all successfully completed their first Slashy Santa exchange! 

PLEASE be sure to thank your writer after reading your stories!! It’s the right thing to do and it’s a requirement of the Slashy Santa exchanges.  We hope to see you all again in December, when sign-ups for My Slashy Valentine will begin!!

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Sultry in September sign-ups close SUNDAY!

From the Years of the Trees through the Fourth Age – it’s time once again to make your Tolkien FPS fanfic dreams come true…  Have you always wanted to read a certain pairing or scenario, but couldn’t write it yourself? Have it written for you – specifically and especially for your own sweet self! And share your own gift in exchange!  That’s right, it’s time for My Slashy Valentine! The exchange focuses on the Elves, Men, Dwarves, Valar and Maiar of J.R.R. Tolkien’s legendarium. Maybe it’s Gildor and Glorfindel you love, or perhaps Boromir-on-Theodred strikes your fancy… or maybe Lúthien and Thuringwethil is your OTP? From the Years of the Trees to the Fourth Age, from sultry tales of the Silmarillion to romances in the Ring Wars – spread the word, recruit your friends and fellow authors, and have some fun!  

Important Dates:

  • Sign-up Period: July 2 - July 15
  • Assignments to be distributed by  July 29th
  • Deadline for first time participants: September 2nd
  • Deadline for returning participants: September 9th
  • Archive opens: September 16th, 2018

Rules & FAQ

  • By popular demand, we will reveal to you the name of your recipient at your request. Some people find it easier to write or to personalize a story if they know the identity of their recipient. Other people find that thought absolutely horrifying! Now, you can have it either way. If, at any time during the writing period, you wish to know the identity of your recipient, you may ask us. Since other writers do not want to be “spoiled,” we ask that you please keep this information to yourself!  
  • All stories must be a minimum length of 1,200 words, which translates to roughly 3 full pages in Word. Stories must be complete and in their entirety.
  • Submissions must be COMPLETE, new and previously unreleased, and written specifically for the assignment you receive.
  • Manners are mandatory!! Be kind to your readers, be kind to your writer, be kind to your overworked admin. Just as you are required to turn in a finished, beta’d story, you are required to acknowledge the person who wrote for you in a timely fashion. If you’re going to be out of town when the archive opens, consider making an LJ post to that effect, or alerting the moderator if you think it’s going to be more than 3 or 4 days before you can get in touch with your writer. Even if you *hate* the story you are given– and we certainly hope that’s not the case!– common courtesy dictates that you should at least say “Thank you for writing this for me.” If you cannot gracefully thank the author who wrote for you, you may be asked to sit out the next round and contemplate the meaning of the word “Courtesy.”
  • Stories shall not be released to the general fandom on any group, list, or website until after the archive opens on February 14th. After the publication date on this site, feel free to post or archive your work anywhere you would like. Authors may post their own submissions on the Slashy Swap LJ community after the publication date on this site if they choose.
  • Authors are responsible for posting their own stories to the Slashy Swap collection at AO3 on or before the due date. If you have any questions, need an AO3 invitation or have difficulties, please email the moderator: slashysanta@gmail.com.

PROHIBITIONS / RESTRICTIONS

  • No fiction involving a minor in a sexual situation, even in flashback, no matter how vaguely alluded to, will be permitted. Period.
  • No songfics.
  • No het pairings as anything other than secondary characters or plots.
  • No bestiality. (Tolkien characters that manifest as cognizant beings are fine. If in doubt, ask us.)
  • No RPS (real person slash) will be accepted.
  • No blatant Mary Sue, Marty Stu, or self-inserts.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Can I ask for femslash?

Yes! We had our first femslash stories during the 2013 My Slashy Valentine swap, and we’d love to have you join us.

Q: I see a main focus on Elves, Men, Valar and Maiar. What about Dwarves and Hobbits?

A: In previous swaps there was less emphasis on Dwarves and Hobbits, but due to the release of the Hobbit movies, that’s starting to change. We’re happy to try and accommodate any request, though it is dependent on having writers able to fill these requests. You can help this process by spreading the word to your fellow Dwarf and Hobbit writers.

Q: I just received my assignment and it fits perfectly into part of a series I’ve been working on. Can I use it anyway?

A: We’d prefer your story to be original and created solely for your recipient, but so long as your submission fits the assignment you received, can be read and understood as a standalone, and it’s new and unreleased, then go ahead.  

Q: Yikes! I’ve been working on my story, but there was a family emergency and I don’t think I’ll make the deadline. What should I do?

A: Let us know! The Slashy Swap team have families too and understand that emergencies sometimes happen. The sooner you tell us, the easier it will be for us to come to a mutually agreeable solution.  

Q: Unfortunately, the emergency has turned into something longer term and I won’t be able to finish my story after all.

A: Again, please let us know as soon as possible so we can find a replacement to finish your assignment.  

Q: I signed up for the previous exchanges, but never turned anything in. Can I still participate?

A: No. It simply isn’t fair to those who met their obligations, or to the person who didn’t get a story. If it was under special circumstances, reach out to the mods and we will review your case.  

Q: Do I need to have my work beta read? I don’t have one!

A: While we will not strictly enforce the use of a beta, we strongly encourage it. At the very least, please proof read and run a spell and grammar check. If you need help finding a beta, let us know and we’ll direct you to some beta resources. Remember, you’re writing a gift for someone, so make your story as perfect as it can be.

Q: HELP! I received the worst assignment in the world! What were you thinking? I can’t write this!

A: It was likely an oversight. Please contact us and we will do what we can to find another assignment that is more to your taste and ability. If you already confirmed you would accept it, we can’t make promises, but we’ll do the best we can to help.  NOTE: In some rare instances, it may not be possible for a request to be filled to the requestor’s exact specifications. This may occur if no author is willing to write the elements in the request (some examples are BDSM, fetish, rape, MPREG, or character death). In this case, the participant will be asked to revise their request so that we’ll be able to match it. ~ * ~

So, are you ready to sign up? Good! Click Here!

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Sultry in September sign-up is now LIVE!

From the Years of the Trees through the Fourth Age – it’s time once again to make your Tolkien FPS fanfic dreams come true…  Have you always wanted to read a certain pairing or scenario, but couldn’t write it yourself? Have it written for you – specifically and especially for your own sweet self! And share your own gift in exchange!  That’s right, it’s time for My Slashy Valentine! The exchange focuses on the Elves, Men, Dwarves, Valar and Maiar of J.R.R. Tolkien's legendarium. Maybe it’s Gildor and Glorfindel you love, or perhaps Boromir-on-Theodred strikes your fancy... or maybe Lúthien and Thuringwethil is your OTP? From the Years of the Trees to the Fourth Age, from sultry tales of the Silmarillion to romances in the Ring Wars – spread the word, recruit your friends and fellow authors, and have some fun!  

Important Dates:

  • Sign-up Period: July 2 - July 15
  • Assignments to be distributed by  July 29th
  • Deadline for first time participants: September 2nd
  • Deadline for returning participants: September 9th
  • Archive opens: September 16th, 2018

Rules & FAQ 

  • By popular demand, we will reveal to you the name of your recipient at your request. Some people find it easier to write or to personalize a story if they know the identity of their recipient. Other people find that thought absolutely horrifying! Now, you can have it either way. If, at any time during the writing period, you wish to know the identity of your recipient, you may ask us. Since other writers do not want to be "spoiled," we ask that you please keep this information to yourself!  
  • All stories must be a minimum length of 1,200 words, which translates to roughly 3 full pages in Word. Stories must be complete and in their entirety.
  • Submissions must be COMPLETE, new and previously unreleased, and written specifically for the assignment you receive.
  • Manners are mandatory!! Be kind to your readers, be kind to your writer, be kind to your overworked admin. Just as you are required to turn in a finished, beta'd story, you are required to acknowledge the person who wrote for you in a timely fashion. If you're going to be out of town when the archive opens, consider making an LJ post to that effect, or alerting the moderator if you think it's going to be more than 3 or 4 days before you can get in touch with your writer. Even if you *hate* the story you are given-- and we certainly hope that's not the case!-- common courtesy dictates that you should at least say "Thank you for writing this for me." If you cannot gracefully thank the author who wrote for you, you may be asked to sit out the next round and contemplate the meaning of the word "Courtesy."
  • Stories shall not be released to the general fandom on any group, list, or website until after the archive opens on February 14th. After the publication date on this site, feel free to post or archive your work anywhere you would like. Authors may post their own submissions on the Slashy Swap LJ community after the publication date on this site if they choose.
  • Authors are responsible for posting their own stories to the Slashy Swap collection at AO3 on or before the due date. If you have any questions, need an AO3 invitation or have difficulties, please email the moderator: slashysanta@gmail.com.

PROHIBITIONS / RESTRICTIONS

  • No fiction involving a minor in a sexual situation, even in flashback, no matter how vaguely alluded to, will be permitted. Period.
  • No songfics.
  • No het pairings as anything other than secondary characters or plots.
  • No bestiality. (Tolkien characters that manifest as cognizant beings are fine. If in doubt, ask us.)
  • No RPS (real person slash) will be accepted.
  • No blatant Mary Sue, Marty Stu, or self-inserts.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Can I ask for femslash?

Yes! We had our first femslash stories during the 2013 My Slashy Valentine swap, and we'd love to have you join us.

Q: I see a main focus on Elves, Men, Valar and Maiar. What about Dwarves and Hobbits?

A: In previous swaps there was less emphasis on Dwarves and Hobbits, but due to the release of the Hobbit movies, that's starting to change. We're happy to try and accommodate any request, though it is dependent on having writers able to fill these requests. You can help this process by spreading the word to your fellow Dwarf and Hobbit writers.

Q: I just received my assignment and it fits perfectly into part of a series I've been working on. Can I use it anyway?

A: We'd prefer your story to be original and created solely for your recipient, but so long as your submission fits the assignment you received, can be read and understood as a standalone, and it's new and unreleased, then go ahead.  

Q: Yikes! I've been working on my story, but there was a family emergency and I don't think I'll make the deadline. What should I do?

A: Let us know! The Slashy Swap team have families too and understand that emergencies sometimes happen. The sooner you tell us, the easier it will be for us to come to a mutually agreeable solution.  

Q: Unfortunately, the emergency has turned into something longer term and I won't be able to finish my story after all.

A: Again, please let us know as soon as possible so we can find a replacement to finish your assignment.  

Q: I signed up for the previous exchanges, but never turned anything in. Can I still participate?

A: No. It simply isn't fair to those who met their obligations, or to the person who didn't get a story. If it was under special circumstances, reach out to the mods and we will review your case.  

Q: Do I need to have my work beta read? I don't have one!

A: While we will not strictly enforce the use of a beta, we strongly encourage it. At the very least, please proof read and run a spell and grammar check. If you need help finding a beta, let us know and we'll direct you to some beta resources. Remember, you're writing a gift for someone, so make your story as perfect as it can be.

Q: HELP! I received the worst assignment in the world! What were you thinking? I can't write this!

A: It was likely an oversight. Please contact us and we will do what we can to find another assignment that is more to your taste and ability. If you already confirmed you would accept it, we can't make promises, but we'll do the best we can to help.  NOTE: In some rare instances, it may not be possible for a request to be filled to the requestor's exact specifications. This may occur if no author is willing to write the elements in the request (some examples are BDSM, fetish, rape, MPREG, or character death). In this case, the participant will be asked to revise their request so that we'll be able to match it. ~ * ~

So, are you ready to sign up? Good! Click Here!

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I was re-reading Captain America: Fallen Son, and the hardcover edition also contains, in the back, a bunch of reprints of old Cap stories and comics from  1941, and I’d just like to point out that the opening couple paragraphs of “Captain America and the Soldier’s Soup” literally read like fanfic:

“Private Rogers stirred uneasily in his cot. His hand mechanically slid over the bed next to him - he was reassured - his young admirer, Bucky, lay there, sound asleep. The soldier turned noiselessly in his cot, smilingly remembering that Bucky was there because a kind-hearted Colonel of an indulgent government just could not let such devotion as Bucky’s go unrewarded.”

So what I’m getting from this is that the Colonel, knowing Bucky adored Steve, sent Bucky to keep Steve company in bed? Bucky’s job is literally to sleep with Steve? Steve reaches for Bucky in the night when he needs reassurance? And this makes Steve smile?

Just to make it better, the literal last line of this story (the actual plot deals with saboteurs trying to poison the soup, by the way) is: “The Colonel looked sharply at Private Rogers. He could have sworn that he had seen the soldier wink at little Bucky.”

I got a notification on this and that reminded me to reblog it. Because what even.

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kenaz

 I can’t even. THEIR LOVE IS CANON, DAMMIT!

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gryffire

The Hobbit is a story about massive introvert who was forced to go outside.

yeah and look at how that turned out for them, friends dead, ring addiction, and your house gets ransacked and sold off. 

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Ardor in August / Sultry in September stories are now LIVE on AO3!

This round, we have a veritable feast for the senses, and I hope you all will indulge! Aglarien wrote Strength of the Spirit for Keiliss Alexcat wrote The Hidden Path for Red Lasbelin Alikuu wrote Predisposition for Disaster for Sleepless_Malice Amyfortuna wrote In the Morning of the World for Tabru Amyfortuna wrote Until the World Breaks for Mangacrack Angelstar3999 wrote The Warmest Gathering for Mawgy Burning_Nightingale wrote the bitter and the sweet for just_jenni Cirilla9 wrote In a forest old and deep for Urloth Deathangelgw wrote Sapphire and Topaz for phyncke Erlkoenig wrote what lies between your beauty and my heart for amyfortuna ForErusSake wrote Through war and death, our love goes on for Marchwriter Hennethgalad wrote Old Friends, Part One and Part Two for Burning_Nightingale Jade/Elladansgirl wrote Elves And Arrows for Monkiainen Just_jenni wrote The Pit of Madness for Cirilla9 Karari wrote The Fruits of Victory for Alikuu Keiliss wrote Forever Young or Zinneth Lynndyre wrote Live Well and Love (Cats) for Aglarien Maitimiel wrote Please for Karari Mangacrack wrote Kill and Win, Love and Die for maitimiel Marchwriter wrote Be All My Sins Remembered for RaisingCaiin Mawgy wrote Excess Energy for hennethgalad Monkiainen wrote And Held The Darkness Over Day or Evandar Nuinzilien wrote Some Day I'm Gonna Marry You for LaSamtyr Phyncke wrote Lessons of History for ForErusSake Red Lasbelin wrote Wine and Roses for Jade/Elladansgirl RaisingCaiin wrote Of the King of the Alders for Erlkoenig RaisingCaiin wrote 'Til All Tidings Ceased for Mangacrack Samtyr wrote Bright Dreams of the Past for lynndyre Scribe_of_Mirrormere wrote Come and Light My Fire for Deathangelgw Sleepless_Malice wrote Deed of Gift for DragonofMordor Solanaceae wrote In The Breaking Light for The_Wavesinger Tabru wrote Quenta Wilwarindo for Alexcat Urloth wrote Star Shadow for Scribe_of_Mirrormere The_Wavesinger wrote Fill My Heart With Fire for Solanaceae Zinneth wrote Some Port of Rest for Angelstar3999 … and as a special surprise, Mawgy wrote Middle Earth Porn for Red Lasbelin and I as a special gift! Many thanks, m’dear! :D I am SOOOO grateful to our pinch hitters, Ysilme, RaisingCaiin, and Amyfortuna! Evandar and DragonOfMordor were unable to complete their stories, but this brave team dove in to make sure that everyone had a gift in the archive today! Thanks also to IgnobleBard who was beta-ing in a hurricaine... now that's some fandom dedication!! Please don’t forget to thank your author! Contact slashysanta@gmail.com with any questions or concerns!

[Image of Fingon and Maedhros by Mathia Arkoniel]

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you antifa guys are actually more hateful and violent than any neo nazi group in the 21st century. its fucking disgusting and you should be branded as terrorists just as much as the KKK

We’d usually just block you, Anon, but we’re going to use your message as a reminder of where the violence is coming from in 2017.  Off the top of our heads, here’s what the year has looked like so far:January 20, 2017: A right-wing extremist shoots a protestor at a Milo Yiannopoulos event at the University of Washington. January 29, 2017: Alexandre Bissonnette walks into a mosque in Canada during evening prayers and opens fire, shooting 17 people and killing six of them.

January 2017: Over 40 Jewish centers in the U.S. receive bomb threats. February 22, 2017: Adam Purinton tells two men from India to “get out of my country” then shoots both plus a bystander, killing one.February 28, 2017: a mosque in Toronto is set on fire by arsonists.March 12, 2017: a mosque in Ypsilanti, MI. is set on fire by arsonists.March 20, 2017: James Jackson arrives in Manhattan with a sword and stabs the first black man he sees to death.  He later tells authorities he “intended to kill as many black men as he could.”March 24, 2017: Yelling “I hate Muslims!” a man in Minneapolis stabbed a Somali man in an attempt to kill him.  March 26, 2017: A racist mob attacks a 15-year-old Polish boy in Gloucestershire and, when a local Asian shopkeeper tries to intervene, attack him as well with crowbars and baseball bats, then attempt to run him over with a car.March 31, 2017: A 17-year-old Iranian/Kurdish boy is nearly beaten to death by a mob of eight people in Croydon after he revealed to them that he was a refugee.April 6, 2017: A Charlotte store is set on fire by an arsonist who leaves a warning message for the shop owner that he “did not want any refugee business owners and that they would torture the owner if they did not leave and go back to where they came from,” according to police.  It was signed “White America.”MAY 5TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:

April 30, 2017: A  white man storms a pool party in San Diego and shoots four black women, two black men, and one Latino man while allowing white attendees to leave.  One victim dies while the other six sustain critical injuries.

MAY 10TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:May 5, 2017: A man walking his dog on South Beach in Miami is confronted by two men who call him a “fucking faggot,” then attack him, beating him unconscious.  At one point in the attack, one of the attackers shouts “all faggots need to die and we’re going to make sure they do!”MAY 18TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:May 14, 2017: Vandals spray-paint hate graffiti on the home of a black family in upstate New York before attempting to set the house on fire while the family slept.  Although the family escaped unscathed, their garage burnt to the ground and their house suffered some damage.May 17, 2017: A homophobic mob break into the home of a gay couple and shoot and stab both men to death.  MAY 23RD: EDITED TO INCLUDE:May 20, 2017: University of Maryland student and member of the “alt-Reich” facebook group Sean Urbanski walks up to 22-year-old Richard Collins III, who is black and who Urbanski does not know, and stabs him to death in an unprovoked attack. May 27th: EDITED TO INCLUDE:May 24, 2017: A barrage of doxxing, rape threats, and death threats received by trans comic book artist Sophie Labelle forces her to cancel an appearance and event at a Halifax book store, which also received bomb threats and threats of attacking the event.  Labelle is forced into hiding.May 26, 2017: Three men intervene on a MAX train in Portland when they witness another man verbally abusing two Muslim women with an Islamophobic tirade.  The Islamophobe responds by pulling out a knife and stabs the three interveners, killing two of them.  

MAY 30th: EDITED TO INCLUDE:

May 27, 2017: A white man drives his pickup truck through a campsite, targeting the Native Americans camping there while yelling racial slurs at them.  He intentionally drives over two Native American men, killing one and injuring the other.June 3rd: EDITED TO INCLUDE:

March 3, 2017: A Sikh man is shot and injured in front of his Seattle house by a white man waring a mask, who yells at him to “go back to your country!”May 27, 2017: A 34-year-old Anthony Hammond lets loose with a flurry of racial slurs directed at a black man in a parking lot, then pulls out a machete and stabs the man before barricading himself in his apartment for several hours, until finally surrendering to police.

JUNE 13th: EDITED TO INCLUDE:January 1, 2017: 19-year-old Nathan Richardson encounters 67-year-old jogger Wenqing Xu and beats him to death in an unprovoked, random attack.  After committing the murder, Richardson texted his friends that he “fucked sum chink up. Bodied him. I think pure crime scene – his head’s gone,”JUNE 19TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:June 18, 2017: two men armed with baseball bats attack a group of Muslim teenagers, kidnapping a 17-year-old girl, who they beat to death, dumping her body in a pond.

June 1, 2017: A Princeton professor and racialized woman is forced to cancel a three-city lecture tour to promote her book about the Black Lives Matter movement after receiving over 50 death threats.June 19, 2017: Shouting “I’m going to kill all Muslims!” 47-year-old Darren Osborne drives a courier van through a crowd of Muslims leaving a Finsbury mosque, killing one person and injuring ten others.

JULY 4TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:January 28, 2017: a First Nations woman walking with her sister is struck by a trailer hitch hurled from a passing vehicle.  After struggling in hospital for several months, she succumbs to her injuries.  June 21, 2017:  an Islamophobe approaches a Muslim man and woman sitting in a car stopped at a traffic light and knocks on the window.  When the driver rolls down the window, the Islamophobe sprays the driver and passenger with acid, severely burning both.  JULY 16TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:February 21, 2017: a 24-year-old transgender woman is shot and killed in Chicago, IL. February 26, 2017: a transgender woman is shot and killed in New Orleans, LA.March 1, 2017: a transgender woman is stabbed to death in New Orleans, LA. March 22, 2017: a 38-year-old transgender woman is shot and killed in Baltimore, MD.April 21, 2017: a 28-year-old transgender woman is shot and killed in Miami, FL. May 17, 2017: a 34-year-old transgender woman is shot and killed in Fresno, CA.July 2, 2017:  a 28-year-old transgender woman is shot and killed in Lynchburg, VA. JULY 25TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:

June 3, 2017: 38-year-old white supremacist Phillip Wade racially abuses a 57-year-old black man on an Oakley, CA. bus, then pulls a knife and stabs the man to death while the man is walking away from the confrontation.  The victim is the third racialized person Wade has stabbed in the past six years and the second person he’s murdered.  July 16, 2017: A man attempts to pull the hijab off of a Muslim woman waiting for the tube in London, then hits her when she resists.  He then pins her friend to the wall and spits in her face before leaving.  July 16, 2017: Arsonists set a mosque in Manchester ablaze. July 18, 2017: A NASA researcher of South Asian descent has her car windshield shattered by a rock thrown through it by an assailant screaming “go back to your country!”  She’s injured in the attack.AUGUST 2ND: EDITED TO INCLUDE:July 19, 2017: Two men exit a car and attack a racialized pedestrian with their fists and an iron bar.  AUGUST 7TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:August 5, 2017: A mosque in Bloomington, Minnesota is firebombed, narrowly missing killing & injuring dozens of members there for morning prayers. AUGUST 10TH: EDITED TO INCLUDE:August 8, 2017: A well-known Chicago neo-nazi starts an altercation at a concert, then pulls out a smuggled knife and stabs a man and a woman at the show.AUGUST 12TH: EDITED TO INCLUDED:August 12, 2017:  A white supremacist in Charlottesville, VA. drives his car at high speed directly into a crowd of anti-racist protestors, killing one woman and seriously injured 19 other people.

In case you have trouble counting, Anon, that’s three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve shootings, three four five six arsons, two three four seven eight nine ten eleven stabbings, two three four five mob beatings, over 40 41 bomb threats and an acid attack by bigots, Islamophobes, nazis and racists so far this year.  Eight Nine Eleven Twelve Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six Twenty-seven Twenty-Eight people are dead because of these bigoted attacks and fifteen twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-five thirty-five thirty-seven thirty-nine fifty-eight were severely injured.  But it’s anti-fascists that people should be worried about, right?“you should be branded as terrorists just as much as the KKK“ 

Maybe it’s time you learned about the logical fallacy of false equivalence, Anon!  

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Gentle reminder that Charlottesville is not a case of 

“We told you they’d murder people and now they’ve finally murdered one”

but a case of

“We’ve been screaming at the top of our lungs that they have been and are murdering people on the daily.”

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pricklylegs

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

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kenaz

I can’t even deal with this failure to grasp the fundamentals of human anatomy.

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Ok, I LOL’d.

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“Elvish”

*dies*

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Ardor in August - SIGN-UPS EXTENDED!!

Due to moderator illness, signups have been extended through TUESDAY, June 27!

From the Years of the Trees through the Fourth Age – it’s time once again to make your Tolkien FPS fanfic dreams come true…

Have you always wanted to read a certain pairing or scenario, but couldn’t write it yourself? Have it written for you – specifically and especially for your own sweet self! And share your own gift in exchange!

That’s right, it’s time for Ardor in August! The exchange focuses on the Elves, Men, Dwarves, Valar and Maiar of J.R.R. Tolkien’s legendarium. Maybe it’s Gildor and Glorfindel you love, or perhaps Boromir-on-Theodred strikes your fancy… or maybe Lúthien and Thuringwethil is your OTP? From the Years of the Trees to the Fourth Age, from sultry tales of the Silmarillion to romances in the Ring Wars – spread the word, recruit your friends and fellow authors, and have some fun!

**It is NOT necessary to have a Tumblr, Livejournal, or Dreamwidth account to participate!! All fic will be posted to AO3, and we can post your story if you do not have or do not want an AO3 account!!**

Critical dates:

  • Sign-up period: June 11 - June 27
  • Assignments to be distributed no later than July 9th
  • Deadline for first-time participants: August 13th
  • Deadline for returning participants: August 20th
  • Archive opens: August 27th, 2017

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