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We'll never be the new pdf at this rate

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

your email finds me ripped apart by wolves

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college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

i did my part 🫡

I wish to have his joyous whimsy some day

girls be like . ooh new bruise

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

ms paint birdies

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point