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beetledrink

i think rob zombie’s music holds up so well because its not about anything relatable or applicable to life its just like what if you fucked a frankenstein? and im like i dont know rob, what IF i fucked a frankenstein? you tell me and ill buy the album

rob zombie: *audio clip from a 50s movie no one ever saw* *some crazy ass layered halloween sound effects* WELLLLLL SALEM WITCHES FROM PLYMOUTH ROCK FREAKIN ALL OUT FOR DEVIL COCK YEAHHHH

me:

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You ever look at your mom….and be like…….you let HIM smash? MY father?……….yikes

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Me in the trader joes aisle listening to megan thee stallion about to get some raw almonds

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itchycoil

the urge to eat a cheez-it i found on the floor next to the washing machine creeping up on me 

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jumex

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

wow this Margaret Atwood poem slaps

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