[knock knock knock knock knock]
marcooooooo...
🏱︎⚐︎☹︎⚐︎📬︎
hello, G-man! how have YOU been?
Well hello there.
I'm quite alright. How are you?
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Hey there! Would you like a cup of tea?
I would love tea. Thank you.
Anonymous asked:
*breaks a window with a rubber ball*
I didn’t stand a chance.
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
No. Would I like to? Not really.
wd-g reblogged
You know, being trapped in the void for an amount of time and being great at these puns is pretty impressive, doc. You got a joke book around that you read often? Or are you just good at it?
Ohohoho, thank you, I’ve had plenty of practice. Spending so much time in the vast, yet vacant abyss with nothing but my own thoughts and simulated conversations with myself as my only forms of entertainment has lead to some… Well, rather embarrassing hobbies, I suppose.
miss-azura
Hey, you’re not actually harming anyone with it, save for the people who despises puns with a passion, so don’t worry about it. It’s cute. Maybe I could go and bring some art supplies next time. You like drawing, Doc? :>
That is a good point. I appreciate the offer, and look forward to your next visit. I don’t consider myself a very good artist to be honest, but I would like to return the favour. Anything that can help pass the time is more than welcome.
You know, being trapped in the void for an amount of time and being great at these puns is pretty impressive, doc. You got a joke book around that you read often? Or are you just good at it?
Ohohoho, thank you, I’ve had plenty of practice. Spending so much time in the vast, yet vacant abyss with nothing but my own thoughts and simulated conversations with myself as my only forms of entertainment has lead to some… Well, rather embarrassing hobbies, I suppose.
Anonymous asked:
but no tibia honest you look quite dashing👌
Not tibia buzzkill, but that pun only works with “to be a”.
Anonymous asked:
that was honestly the best pun thank you lmao
Well I’m glad someone finds my jokes humerus.
Anonymous asked:
I think you're SANSational
Really?
Personally I find myself to be quite a digaster.
Anonymous asked:
Who are you?
I am nobody.
Anonymous asked:
Hello?
Hello there.