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I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
imfuckinggai
This bitch had like 5 accents
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my mom got me markers for christmas and i’m testing em out on shrimpy
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"How do I look, Yellow Man?"
"You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow."
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my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)
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I need someone to remove my spine and stretch it out like a bendy straw before putting it back.
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i have the next riverdale seasons planned out in my head: season 6 - dinosaurs, season 7 - vampires, season 8 - mutants, season 9 - zombies, season 10 - riverdale in space, season 11 - riverdale underwater, season 12 - werewolves (with guest star tyler posey), season 13 - riverdale on ice, season 14 - everyone has an evil doppelganger, season 15 - supernatural crossover (with special guests jensen ackles and misha collins)
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American school never taught me how to blink to keep my eyes moist ive been licking them manually my whole life
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Good God. Events Have Transpired Or Something
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taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a microscope to put a tiny cone on him
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havingrevelations-deactivated20
where is the yeah it would be fucking nice tweet
havingrevelations-deactivated20
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Hey remember in elementary school how the gym teacher just went "ok now climb this like 15 foot rope" with no safety equipment or information about the technique for doing so
like they really did just go "ok im laying down a pad thats like 1 inch thick in case you fall" and then tell you to climb the thing without teaching you how to safely climb a rope
remember when they’d just put kids on a track when it was hot and force them to run a mile, also with no information about technique, and then would scream at them if they walked or took a break
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Anonymous asked:
i’m lactose intolerant:(
dont care
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girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma
girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢
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#no bc why do i want to experience this#maybe ill finally feel alive again <3#i be like : disappears from tumblr for months at a time and only comes back to talk about drugs#i just want to feel the excitement of the first time i smoked weed again now its just my nighttime routine to have a couple edibles IDFLGHD
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The Hubble Ultra-Deep Field is an image of a small region of space in the constellation Fornax, containing an estimated 10,000 galaxies.
Image credit: NASA/ESA/Hubble
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Welp! She said it! She said my thoughts. This is the description she added to her video:
i gave up my life to try to avoid covid. locked myself inside, didn’t return to school, completely isolated myself. and i still got it. a year and a half later, i’m one step away from a feeding tube because of it. i knew from day one there was no good ending for me if i got it. the threat has always existed. you just didn’t care when you didn’t think it included you.
[Image description: TikTok video of a person talking to the camera. / End ID]
Transcription:
This is not gonna be a popular post, but I've made peace with that. I have seen a lot of posts recently on TikTok that, basically, is a person with Long Covid saying that they didn't take Covid seriously, they went out and partied, they broke restrictions, and NOW they regret it because they are miserable and permanently disabled.
And the rhetoric is always "The government lied, no one told us it was gonna be this bad, I had NO IDEA, how could I possibly have known--" FALSE.
FROM DAY ONE, it was ABUNDANTLY clear how deadly and horrific this virus could be. YOU just didn't think you belonged to one of those affected groups and THEREFORE, you did not care.
Disabled and chronically ill people like me were BEGGING YOU to wear a mask, were BEGGING YOU to do your part to keep the community safe, and had you not gotten Long Covid, you would probably still be doing the same thing, probably still endangering people in your community.