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buscemifan

film girlies i have resolved to watch a nicolas cage movie tonight. please send your suggestions, thinking either renfield or moonstruck

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film girlies i have resolved to watch a nicolas cage movie tonight. please send your suggestions, thinking either renfield or moonstruck

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everybody must watch airheads NAOWWWW

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Anonymous asked:

top five steve buscemi pussy moments

5. randall boggs calling sulley “you stupid pathetic waste” in Monsters Inc

4. mr. pink getting kicked on the floor in resdogs

3. belt thrashing in Fargo

2. rex picking up and spinning that girl in Airheads

1. ALLLLL OF JACKIE IN SOMEBODY TO LOVE

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the misuse of “the ick” actually bothers me so much. it’s not that your partner/crush did something slightly unmasculine and now you’re completely unattracted to them and it’s their fault. it’s a TEST to see if your infatuation is love or just lust. it’s that “if they get a haircut and it’s ugly it’s just a crush” thing ITS A TESTTTTT

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pussyronin

why yes i will be drinking a generous amount of beer tonight..... tenfold thimblefuls!! 🤣😝😁😛😜🤪😂🤣😂😃😅😀🙂😉😌🙂😐😮😮‍💨😯🤧😪😧🫨😵‍💫🤢🤮😣😰😨😱😵🫠🪰🪱💀🪳🐜🪱🪰🍄‍🟫🍄🌧️🌱🌿🍃🪵🌾🪻🌿🌱🌳🌲🌾🌲🛻💨😏🚬😮‍💨🥴🚬😏😮‍💨😶‍🌫️🤤🥱😴🚬🍃🌿💥🔥😶‍🌫️😧🔥🔥🌲🌳🔥🔥🌲🔥🔥😦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(did you catch the story at the end of the post? what can we learn about laughing too hard? have you ever laughed so hard your corpse spawned a forest that was later incinerated by the craven misdeeds of the Smoker?)

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guavabat

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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