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witty but pretty bitch

@rickity-moved / rickity-moved.tumblr.com

i'm moving blogs soon so this will have to do
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Today’s Tax Evader Of The Day Is:

Sombra from popular Lesbian Dating Sim: Overwatch. “She’s a nasty crime girl…And also my daughter.” says local tax informant @rosethorn-queen about this despicable-yet delightfully gay-rogue. :O

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Taylor Swift The Snake? I thought not. It’s not a story the Swifties would tell you. It’s a Swiftie legend. Taylor Swift was a Dark Lord of the Swifties, so powerful and so wise she could use the Swift to influence social media to create clout… She had such a knowledge of the dark side that she could even keep the ones she cared about from being exposed. The dark side of the Swift is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her clout, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her swifties everything she knew, then she lied about Kanye and got exposed on her bullshit. Ironic. She could save others from exposure, but not herself.

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was c137th.

sleepy. blog move tomorrow. also help me with a url for rick: sciholic, c137th, eindouched or something else because those are all very tempting

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deifies-a

                          am i evil?                                                         worse. you’re smart.

                                                       independent, private & selective BETH SMITH.                                                    moved from & a sideblog to vinget. written by eve.

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sherbies

‘nd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] S’AND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE.               RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze] CHU doo-oo-orrrrrr

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to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and morty. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromnarodnaya volya literature, for instance. the fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about life. as a consequence people who dislike rick and morty truly are idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in rick's existencial catchphrase "wubba lubba dub dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to turgenev's russian epic fathers and sons i'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. what fools... how i pity them. 😂 and yes by the way, i do have a rick and morty tattoo. and no, you cannot see it. it's for the ladies' eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 iq points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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