I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

tiny clowns

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

Ima start saying shit like “im retiring for the evening”

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

bro did you seriously just talk during soul eater opening 1 "resonance"?

Chill beats to fuck and die to

im no boobologist but ill take a look

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

Are you a common fool or an official fool?

In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"

this wouldn't have happened on the jeremy renner app

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a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess