SO ♡ SWEET

For a quarter billion dollars, yes, I would go back to cowboy times for one year. Maybe even enjoy it a little. I mean I could probably evict our piece of shit governor for that.

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

Oh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!

edit just realized i forgot video game. sorry guys

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

People can't just say "I don't like this music" anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral

I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes

i’ll blow myself up just to hold u again

reblog for larger sample size :)

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

#I hope they feel like Italian today

You know the best thing about the internet is when you do time jokes like this, in any medium, there will be at least one person on the internet somewhere who will just remember that joke until they can make it go full circle no matter how long it takes

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

Put which album in the tags

note - there were only 2 criteria for this list, artists had to be both:

1. considered popular and/or overplayed

2. heavily made fun of or meme'd on on tumblr

don't try and read any deeper than that bc I really couldn't care less about how otherwise comparable or not these artists are thanks, ok so nobody actually be an asshole about anyone elses music taste or the music in general but like ig idgaf if you have beef with the artists themselves lmao

*EDIT: I SAID BE NICE YOU INSUFFERABLE HIPSTERS FFS

I am BEGGING for an open-world game with a functioning train or tram.

Like, you actually have to wait for it in real-time, physically step on, then wait for your stop with the ability to actually explore it and chat with the other riders

No loading screens

And when you aren’t on it, you can look over and see it doing its route without you, picking up and dropping off patrons whether you’re there or not

please i need a video game that captures the joy of free public transit

Ha, ha! You all fell into my trap! I was looking for game recommendations all along! 😈

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.