@garin-the-foolish / garin-the-foolish.tumblr.com
This person is a former art thief, who is a MINOR, trying to enter NSFW communities.
Confirms they're 17.
Has pathetic tantrums when someone denies wanting to be their friend.
feel free to use any of these!
send in requests!
1. “Your hair is so soft..”
2. “It’s too cold! Come back!”
3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”
4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”
5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”
7. “What? does that feel good?”
8. “Just pretend to be my date.”
9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.”
10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
11. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.”
13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.”
14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”
15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.”
16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.”
17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”
18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.”
19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.”
20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..”
21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..”
22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.”
23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.”
24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?”
25. “Please talk to me about it.”
26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?”
27. “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”
28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.”
29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
30. “Are you wearing my shirt?“
31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”
33. “Let’s just stay in bed.”
34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.”
35. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
36. “Shooting star. Make a wish.“
37. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”
38. “Wow, you’re hot.“
39. “I want to marry you.”
40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”
41. “You’re just not the same anymore..”
42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?”
43. “What the hell is your problem?!”
44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”
45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”
46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?”
47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.”
48. “You lost your chance.”
49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”
50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!”
51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!”
52. “Don’t look at me like that.”
53. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
54. “I’m done trying to help you!”
55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”
56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”
57. “It isn’t up for debate.”
58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”
59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.”
60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”
61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”
62. “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
63. “Is this how little you think of me?”
64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.”
65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”
66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?”
67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”
68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!”
69. “We can be friends instead.”
70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.”
71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?”
72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”
73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.”
74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.”
75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!”
76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.”
77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”
78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.”
79. “I’ve been alone for so long..”
80. “But you promised..”
81. “Isn’t this, like, illegal?” “Probably.”
82. “You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.”“No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”
83. “I have a feeling we should kiss.”“Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?”
84. “Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier.”
85. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “I’m not jealous.”
86. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
87. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
88. “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.”
89. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
90. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
91. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
92. “I vote today be a pajama day.”
93. “You aren’t supposed to laugh! I’m embarrassed!”
94. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
95. “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendship.”
96. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
97. “Are you stupid or stupid?”
98. “How about you make me?”
99. “Do it. I dare you.”
100. “Rise and shine, motherfucker.”
101. “Well fuck me!“
102. “Are you… Drunk?“
103. "Walk it off."
104. "Did you just go throw up?"
105. "Could you turn it down? A bit? Maybe?"
106. "Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!"
107. "Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!"
108. "Quick, pretend your talking to me."
109. "Could you hold my hand?"
110. "You’re hiding under that blanket because you’re blushing?"
111. "Can I kiss you?"
112. "Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off."
113. “ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “
114. "Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pick up lines?"
115. "You’re the perfect combination of sexy and cute."
116. "You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you."
117. "Can we please pretend I never said that?"
118. "Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche."
119. "You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!"
120. "How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?"
121. ”“Punched” is one word, “Fisted” is another.“
122. "Please! Leave me alone!"
123. "It’s too late for you to be out by yourself."
124. "You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?"
125. "You made me this way."
126. "I think about you all the time, it’s freaking annoying."
127. "Bill Nye couldn’t even help you."
128. "You left your shirt at my house. It’s mine now."
129. "I just wanted to hear your voice."
130. "I saw a shooting star and I thought of you.”
Piotr Łukasz - Mglisty poranek w Gdańsku (fotografia), 2022
supportive / protective vibes … sentence starters
Something unexpected from Dracula that the DD emails have revealed to me, is how much of a loser Dracula actually is. He cannot get his brides/wife and daughters/cousins to even pretend to be house staff. Forcing him to do everything himself for Jonathan, including cooking. He almost gets put into a pound as a dog. He gets into a fight with another dog as a dog. He, as a bat, keeps on thwacking against Lucy’s window night after night. He, the master vampire, kidnaps a lazy zoo wolf. He then proceeds to THROW said wolf through a window. Only to then let it scamper off extremely confused back home. He spends most of the Lucy-saga avoiding Renfield, only to need him to get to Mina. At which point Renfield finds him wanting and starts throwing hands. Renfield loses, but the fact that there was a fight at all is hilarious. He gets into a fight with the Team and decides London was too spicy, leaving.
…Only, thanks to making Mina connected to him, Mina is now able to check where he is.
( an assortment of dialogue prompts for various crime / mafia / detective / criminal underworld scenarios. trigger warning for dark themes. feel free to change as you seem fit. )
Writers, please, please, please, I am begging you
I know we don't vibe with Mary Sues, and I know we like watching characters fail...
But if your character is the world's best assassin, they shouldn't be botching nearly every single step of every single job just because the plot demands it. If your character is one of the greatest fighters to ever live, they can't badly lose every single fight the plot throws at them and then barely win the final confrontation. If your character is a competent military strategist, they need at least a few small successes during the course of the plot. If your character is an experienced leader, they can't be constantly making the kind of missteps that realistically would cause their subordinates to lose confidence in them.
If your character is good at something. Show them being good at it.
The Crescent Moon by Montague Dawson
woke up this morning to a comment on a fic saying they hoped I didn’t mind them commenting on such an old fic, and the fic isn’t even a year old, so I’m going to reiterate: I can’t speak for every single fanfic writer in the world, but I don’t know a single one myself who wouldn’t be thrilled to get comments on years-old fanfic! there is no deadline! it honestly made my day
everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just
Tiny kitty
Does anyone else remember the comics on Neopets?
I used to read the Curse of Maraqua all the time as a kid, and recently rediscovered my love for Neopets after my sister mentioned wanting to introduce my niece to it. So naturally I had to go and draw my favorite characters!
I took a few artistic liberties on the designs- most prominent one being Jacques- but I’m very happy with how these came out, considering the last time I drew them I was drawing what I can only describe as advanced stick figures!
Garin, Isca, Jacques, Caylis- Neopets
Art- @jociedraws
