• ❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
• ❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
• ❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
• ❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
• ❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
• ❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
• ❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
• ❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
• ❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
• ❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
• ❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
• ❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

• “your feet are cold.”
• “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
• “you’re hogging the blankets!”
• “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
• “is that your hand on my leg?”
• “scoot over.”
• “can we watch something else? this is scary.” 
• “are you shivering?” 
• “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
• “did you eat all the popcorn?”
• “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
• “are you even wearing pants??”
• “stop kicking me!”
• “you’re a good pillow.”
• “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
• “do i look like a pillow to you?”
• “i’m cold.”
• “why can’t you ever just lay still?”

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergarden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction