me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
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me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
Two more of my favorites:
These are great..made me smile😊💖
The fact these exist are truly amazing.
In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.
Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.
A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
Finally, a good post
Soft.
best tumblr glitch of all time
interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public
Pay attention or CC your way out
OH MY CHUCK I’M DEAD
“Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” is what happens after “It’s Raining Men”
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is
Can I just say how proud I am of Zendaya? Like this lil mfer went from co-starring in a Disney show, to producing, directing, and starring in her own Disney show, only to be in a MARVEL movie. Not just any Marvel movie but Spiderman??? And now she’s gonna be in the movie The Greatest Showman with like, Zac Efron, Michelle Williams, and Hugh Jackman???
I’ve seen lots of interviews with her and she seems like the most down to earth sweet girl but on top of all that she STAYS slayin red carpets lookin like a beautiful glazed donut fresh out the oven??
Like this is what she’s always wanted to do and she DID THAT what kind of glo up goals
+ and then there’s Bruce:
Wayward Sisters main characters
“A wise man once told me, ‘Family don’t end in blood,’ but it doesn’t start there, either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family is there through the good, bad — all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts. That’s family.”