I wish Taika Waititi never did his black magic on me. I love Thor. I love him. Ever since I stepped foot into that ragnarok showing. I’ve been helpless. I thought it was romantic when Steve literally held the helicopter and prevented a brainwashed Bucky from flying off in it. But then I saw Thor take the full force of a STAR. Bc he loves everyone. So much. That’s romance baby! Interplanetary! This must be how people feel about Jesus Christ.

Shout out to people who never knew their dads

Shout out to people who have abusive dads

Shout out to people who haven’t seen their dads in a long time

Shout out to people who choose to cut their dads out of their lives

Shout out to anyone who had to take the place of their own father figure

You don’t have to celebrate fathers day if you don’t want to. And if you do, there are people who love you. You are all so strong and deserve a wonderful live. You aren’t a bad person for not celebrating fathers day. 

I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

they’re having a conversation

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

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I CAN’T BREATHE WHAT IS THIS

@kalika999 …..

@starspangled-bucky The fuck is this LMAO BRUCE

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

Peter: A buddy of mine saw Spider-Man with his shirt off, and he said Spider-Man had an eight-pack, that Spider-Man was shredded.

MJ: What? Your friends a liar, Spider-Man’s a punk ass bitch. That guy probably looks like he weighs 30 pounds under those red spandex.

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin Insult Each Other | CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!