Why do they call you Cat, Eric ?
That’s a joke Gwendolen used to make. That I had nine lives, like a cat.
Hello 911 I have a new obsession it’s called Everything Diana Wynne Jones Ever Wrote and I have been doodling about it for days.
shoutout to people who post audiobooks on youtube b l e s s y o u I listen to basically one book a day lmao
- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me
that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge
the truth…is worse
i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
[stares grimly into email inbox] where are the bad poems of my classmates, suzanne
“can you stop playing the Tchaikovsky sonnets just because he was gay?”
“quiet, here’s the chorus”
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
You should see the video where he restores a knife…
Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.
Poki is my favorite cat. uwu
poki sounds like my cat jasper
Bluff City 02: A Bowling Alley, A Boxer, and A Bird, Pt. 2
Friends at the table is good, bluff city episodes are on their patreon
holy fuck???????????????
We took my cat to the beach and there happened to be a professional dancer having a photo shoot. Obviously this happened because Buns’ day wasn’t confusing enough. (Source: http://ift.tt/2rsMZWf)
The thought insists upon itself. The dead body of it, what you have put together:
The hillside won’t make sense. You run through the trees, but the trees lead nowhere.
Didn’t the sky come down on you like. Didn’t you think you saw.
The irrational forest, your stupid mouth, a breath stillborn.
Define: Lake. Ink stain. The cold, cold water. The heart’s slow beat.
There is no imagining anymore. You awake and everything is flatter. You go outside and there is nothing to see.
lesbians be like: i like women
Inktober day 12: Necromancer
personality-wise are you the baseball scene from High School Musical 2, the baseball scene from the Twilight movie or the baseball scene from Steven Universe
in case ur having trouble deciding and need a nice venn diagram breakdown
