• Is the type of boyfriend who (lovingly) bullies/teases you for something that you like. For example, your music taste, your fave foods, your fave artists etc.
• He's very clingy because he was never really coddled when he was a kid.
• Makes you a mixtape with his favourite artists because he has to "educate" and "influence" you on your "horrible" music taste.
• You're the only one who's allowed to sit on his hellfire throne which makes the kids a lil pouty.
• Will flirt with you during hellfire.
• He counts teasing you as some sort of major flirting. He will literally think that you'd fall for him because of his teasing and immaculate humour.
• Sometimes he's so annoying that you don't know if you like him or you'd like to punch his throat.

"I swear to God Robin he is so fucking annoying. He's literally getting into my nerves but- he's also hot as fuck and- he's so adorable when he does this face." You kept on ranting to your best friend Robin whilst she just listens and started smiling a lil bit from your realization.

"You are in deep shit, my friend. You are in loveeeee." She teased and that's when you knew, she was right.

"Shit."

• You will always try to bother him and annoy him. You will take every opportunity that you have to annoy the hell out of him.

"Shut up Y/n." Eddie said trying to focus on his D&D campaign.

"What? I'm not doing anything." You said "innocently" but you clearly knew what you were doing.

"You're annoying me, shut up." He said again as a warning but you still kept bothering him. More specifically playing with his hair.

"But- you're so adorable when you're cranky Eds." Pouting, you go back to playing with his hair when he suddenly stopped and grabbed your hands.

"Shut up and stop that. Not in a rude way but in a gentle way 'cus I am this close to tying you up and duct taping your mouth." He said as he gestured at you and making this thing 🤏 (idk how to describe it)

"Your fingers are so close together Eds. I'm pretty sure you're royally pissed and who knew that the freak of Hawkins has some super kinky non-con dream of his..." You kept talking and talking and teasing him until he just sighed and went back to what he was doing.

• As his lover, you will always be at the hideout and watch him play with his band. Always at the front, always shouting, and always supporting him no matter what.
• You're his #1 fan.
• You can be a little overprotective of him, especially with his reputation and stuff but you can't help it that you love him too much to just let his bullies get away with anything.
• Babysitting the kids with him is pure chaos.

"Eddie! Stop letting Dustin eat all the cookie dough or I swear to god! You will not eat anymore cookies for a year, Munson!" You were trying to bake cookies at your house for the kids but the dough kept getting smaller and smaller because Dustin is sneaking a bite everytime you turn your back and Eddie is letting it happen.

"Lucas! Get down from the sink! Erica! Stop bugging Max about your brother! El! Just be a good girl like you always are, love you hunny. Everyone! Be like El for pete's sake!"

"Who's Pete?"

• -10/10 would not recommend babysitting with Eddie ever again.
• Will always do these weird noises when he's bored and he can't bother you.
• Will 100% keep poking you when you're focused on studying or smh.
• He's the best cuddle buddy out there! Literally so soft and cuddly at night.

• Robin is the type of girl who will talk your ear off but you just love hearing her voice so you let her rant about something that you don't even know.
• She will always be nervous around you even after you started dating. She says it's because she still can't believe that she's dating a goddess like you.
• She easily gets flustered.
• Easily blushes from any and every compliments you've said.
• Forehead and nose kisses. From the both of you ofc.
• She likes to be the small spoon.
• Is super clingy like a koala.
• She likes to let you play with her hair because she says that it's very relaxing.
• Is literally super oblivious. It took her like 5-7 dates to know that the both of you were going on a date date not a friend date.

You were dropping Robin off at her house after your date. You really thought that she was going to kiss you tonight but I guess not.

You can't help but feel that she just doesn't feel the same way and just goes out with you because of some sort of pity.

"Robin." You called out to her as she stepped outside your car. She turned to look at you as you said.

"Why haven't you kissed me yet? We've gone on several dates but you haven't even kissed me once. Do you not like me?" Robin was panicking as rushed over to you and cupped your cheeks to give you a kiss

"I- uh- I didn't know- I thought we were just hanging out. Y'know as like- as friends." She'll be so apologetic and she'll swear that she'll make it up to you which you replied with "you better."

• Literally after that date, she was all over you. Hugging you, kissing you, clinging to you and using her puppy eyes manipulation everytime she apologizes.
• As I've mentioned puppy eyes manipulation! You're mad at her? She'll be using her doe eyes to look at you and pout then apologizes. She knows that you can't resist her being too adorable and does she use that to her advantage? She very much does.

"Robin, you literally ate all of my snacks! Y'know how much I hate watching movies and not munching on anything!" When she turned to look at you, she had this look on her face that she knew she fucked up so she put on her best apologetic look + her puppy eyes.

"NO! NO NO NO NO! YOU CAN'T JUST USE YOUR PUPPY EYES EVERY TIME I'M MAD AT YOU. THAT'S LITERALLY SO MANIPULATIVE ROBS." She then had tears brimming in the corner of her eyes, you sighed which made her knew that you were going to forgive her.

"Fine, i forgive you robs. C'mere and cuddle me. You're going to buy me twice the amount of the snacks you ate." But the both of you knew that she wasn't going to do that, just cuddling with you will make up for what she did.

• Speaking of movie nights, when she's working at Family video she will let you pick any movies that you'd like to watch with her. Will she tease you for what you chose? But of course. Will she reject a movie night with her favourite person? How absurd! Of course not.
• The both of you will always tease Steve because he's single and existing. You respect him as a single mom though. Of course Robin secretly actually likes him (platonically ofc), she just doesn't show it because Steve is a dingus.
• Are another set of adoptive parents of the kids. Your favourites are Max and El but Robin's faves are Max and Will.
• The both of you act like the "wine aunts" but are still a parental figure none the less.
• You spoil her a lot. Whether it be about giving her gifts, compliments or cuddles etc.
• You always knew that Robin deserves the world and you will do anything you can to make her feel that.