hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

i see it’s a Big Day Online for everyone who is using the same blog they made in 2011

no matter how it ends, today is our last day being clowns. after tonight, we will never clown for Supernatural again

the gag reel of the crypt scene in hd

Queerbaiting was an era and it lasted 12 years. it was born with destiel and died with destiel. anything after it was just a cheap mimicry that was booed off of the stage

sorry 🤷

i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your gays. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious

everyone stop reblogging this i take it back i didn’t mean it i didn’t mean it i want him back

what a week huh?

NEVER FORGET

mcu: this world but freelance cops can punch through walls. low chance of fucking an alien.

star wars: a thousand different planets to put up with fascists on. democrats somehow even more spineless and ineffective. however, very high chance of fucking an alien.

star trek: a thousand different planets to be a communist on. may get your shit kicked in by swarthy footballers or chicago gangsters. fucking an alien is inevitable

harry potter: this is just england with an even higher chance of getting hate crimed

middle earth: 50/50 chance on if you'll get a lovely cottagecore lifestyle or some orc lops your head off. elves very unlikely to put out.

battle tech: chances of fucking an alien unknown. chances of fucking a robot not good.

discworld: not worse than our world but definitely smellier. you will be turned down, crushingly, by a beautiful werewolf. not sure i could survive this.

dune: coachella with no bands and no weed and no way home. they don't let you ride the sand worms.

hitch hiker: you only get to fuck an alien if it is both humorous and sorta damp. not great odds.

narnia: god is real and you get to be a badger. as a jew, im honestly tempted.

fuck it i guess ill stay home: bad dragon dildos are really expensive and the economy sucks shit. reconsider.

"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) + letterboxd reviews

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste