why?

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

i have been in one

* salutes*

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

i seved them all

How long do your wars last?

Jotaro ‘Im bad at one liners and have to ask other people to do it’ Kujo

in his defense, when he does try to do it himself, he kinda uhhhhhh:

the most revealing detail about Jotaro’s character is that he thought the one-liner “Nice watch – too bad you won’t be able to tell the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is!” was so good he used it TWICE

evil mozart on the beat

get your head off my shoulder

guys chat: i think i hit the donation limit on emilys gofundme. i sure hope her cat can get that surgery!

girls chat: L M A O i cannot believe they fell for that gofundme. i just bought a bomb

Finally.

if vampires were real we'd all be cancelled for fetishizing them so rip 😔

we'd be like "oh i wish a vampire would push me against a wall and drain me"

and someone would be like

"literally thats so fucked up op that ur perpetuating harmeful stereotypes of vampires. block this freak. stay safe everybody" and theyd be right

*in court*

judge: you are charged with trespassing on private property, breaking and entering, burglary, murder, arson, grand theft auto and reckless driving. how do you plead?

me: miku did it

all white gays know is farming decomposing in the woods hozier and using the words tender and feral in every sentence your experiences are not universal

don’t care didn’t ask plus your icon looks like this

heard george bush was problematic so now miku did 9/11