o shit wadup

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

oh. this is a much better standard to live by.

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

the dad jokes are evolving

Willy wonkas racist grandparents

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the ten commandments

11. the time will pass anyways

12. do it scared

13. Nice dichotomy, idiot. What lies outside of it

they put guitars in it

the music

good lord there's instrumence in here

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

Dough kneading

remember when you all wanted to see those 2 old british guys fuck on that angel demon show im never gonna forgive that

Non-binary vampire call that a vey/vem

a small lexicon of love, part 2 — Vladimir Nabokov to his wife Véra

I can care about you and still cut you off and I can miss you and never talk to you again.