Dazed and Confused.

me if i was a youtuber

fire lord by day, blue spirit by night (he got another mask).

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

*talking to girlfriend*

me: bae are you mad?

bae: no, I’m fine

me: so can you smile?

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

When the waitress bring out the receipt  

I absolutely hate this

Iconic

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

Oh my god he really looks like That

Here are some gems from the article:

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.

Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.

*survives another year*

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free