The curator of lima beans and the reciever of E.coli

@the-heaminator / the-heaminator.tumblr.com

Let there be crack. I am the Heam. Enjoy your stay. 18+

Hello, I am the Heam, this is my blog, and i get to make the rules.

First off you can request things, Art as well as fic, just like lower your standards severely for both, do not be a cunt, just do not, NSFW is fine too, just ask nicely and it will come to you in a couple (hundred) business weeks

Favourite ships for hetalia at least are pruk and ruseng, make of that what you will, but I'm open to pretty much anything, so just shoot an ask if you wish!

@wedonotspeakofthiscapiche (it's mostly wg so please be warned..my nsfw)

#For navigation #The heam speaks #the heam writes #the heam draws #nsfw tag to block is:#the heam sins

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Best compliment I've ever received

The funny thing is that a lot of people actually call me a "grandma," including my own parents.

Mutuals, I'm your grandmother now.

im gonna go to ur house and steal all the candy from the glass bowl (teeheehee)

Sure, and while you're at it. Would you like to have a mint that's been in the bottom of my purse for god knows how long?

CAN I HAVE THE MINT

Here you go

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Best compliment I've ever received

The funny thing is that a lot of people actually call me a "grandma," including my own parents.

Mutuals, I'm your grandmother now.

im gonna go to ur house and steal all the candy from the glass bowl (teeheehee)

Sure, and while you're at it. Would you like to have a mint that's been in the bottom of my purse for god knows how long?

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Dad bod playoffs this is

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Best compliment I've ever received

The funny thing is that a lot of people actually call me a "grandma," including my own parents.

Mutuals, I'm your grandmother now.

im gonna go to ur house and steal all the candy from the glass bowl (teeheehee)

Sure, and while you're at it. Would you like to have a mint that's been in the bottom of my purse for god knows how long?

CAN I HAVE THE MINT

Here you go

:DDDDDD

#funny story so when I was doing my mocks a few years back I was stressed as fuck so I opened a random locker #And found a bunch of these #And I just munched them during the egaxm

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btw if u feel like it u should tell me wht vibes i give off :3 i like to know

also i will tell u ur vibes back if u'd like! assuming i have anything nice to say. which i usually do!

FRIEND SHAPPED. KITTY. I WWANT TO PICK YOU UP MAKE YOU BLANKET BURRITO

#You look likenyou need to be warm and treated like a lizard

the-heaminator reblogged

Best compliment I've ever received

The funny thing is that a lot of people actually call me a "grandma," including my own parents.

Mutuals, I'm your grandmother now.

im gonna go to ur house and steal all the candy from the glass bowl (teeheehee)

Sure, and while you're at it. Would you like to have a mint that's been in the bottom of my purse for god knows how long?

CAN I HAVE THE MINT

#I love baag minta

Ravioli induced sleep nokoooo

The pierogi were too many

#To be fair I did eat an entire packet of ravioli beforehand #:(#I also don't like sauerkraut but they only had beef otherwise

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#Fawn hybrid #Bc faun

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new ask game: instead of telling me why you followed me, why haven’t you unfollowed me?

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Dad bod playoffs this is

AND TH3 RESULT IS CUBAA

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gabessquishytum

"He Would Not Fucking Say That" is whatever to me. For me it's always "He Would Not Fucking LOOK Like That". Why does he have abs. Why is he dehydrated. Someone help him

#Me with the hetalia cast #Someone please give this man a sandwich

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apersonwholikeslotus

Anonymous asked:

we're doing weird compliments now? sign me up cause I would put norway in a blender and pour him in a glass for my morning smoothie, I'll even give him a tiny plastic umbrella just to be fancy cause he deserves it

nordickies answered:

Please anon, I love that. Serve him cool, perfect for the summer mornings!

#He looks gay somehow

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thebreakfastgenie

#Lunch #Bc you feel likenlunch food #Not as heavy as dinner or rushed as breakfast

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Dad bod playoffs this is

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Dad bod playoffs this is

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