I DRIVE THIS CAR

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

Look at my post boy

this is the best one and yet the puppet is emotionless

hey I know it went kind of sideways on Tumblr but OFF was genuinely such a fucking good game.

me when pepper steak come on

King Gizzard and the Lizard wizard: This cyborg is vomiting uncontrollably and is assimilating the entire universe into a vomit chimera

Me: 

i know this is pretty contradictory to bethesda game design but imagine how much ass it would kick if there was like a fully fleshed out martial arts system in an elder scrolls game

i want to roundhouse kick alduin in the teeth beat his ass like tekken 3

then they would have to add a grappling system, which would be really good for the sex modding scene. because grappling means propper body-body physics. i am ALL for this

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck