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*sang to Love Shack* Bug House, baby Bug House

@saltpeter-for-gunpowder / saltpeter-for-gunpowder.tumblr.com

Name's Mitch. He/Him or They/Them pronouns. 26.
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

scissor sisters: oh, i could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when i'm sleeping, that's why i can't decide whether you should live or die ^_^

me, every time, without fail:

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