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tim's got the vibe of the viet mom who makes way too much thịt kho and gets stuck eating it for leftovers for weeks
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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
Listen
He included his secret identity in the Secret Identities section of the League statues and conduct code and knew full well most of them never read it but he hoped someone had
It’s like professors leaving extra credit opportunities 3/4 of the way through the syllabus for the two people that will actually read the entire thing
Okay so new question: Who else learned Batman’s identity because they actually read the entire code?
idk who but someone joking pressed control - F - "Batman's secret identity" and got the shock of their life.
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a day on gotham twitter
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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'
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Jason Todd dies???? (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) [ID: A line less comic depicting the death of Jason Todd. Batman sits hunched in ruble as he whispers "Jason... no..." The next panel is a crudely done homage to the famous panel of him holding Jason's dead body. A closeup of Jason's face as he peaks open a single eye. "Got'cha!" He yells. Batman sits in silence before unceremoniously dropping Jason in the dirt. End ID] It's sure been a while huh. Have a quick silly comic I banged out in two days mostly just to shake the dust off the old drawing arm.
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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Just discovered the reddit genre of “supportive parents of messy gay teens” and why is it weirdly heartwarming. We’re moving past “help my son is gay!” and towards “help my gay son has terrible taste in men!”
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Chuckling to myself imagining Jason coming off as a snarky New Jersey bad-boy in English, but sounding like some prim and proper little prince in Tibetan because he learned the language from Talia, and she only speaks with perfect formal Lhasa diction.
It’s to the point that when they first met, Essence and Ducra assumed that Jason was Talia’s rumored son. The first time Essence hears Jason use English and he calls someone a ‘brain donor’ she gets whiplash.
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some baby antics!!!! Splinter is saying "Akan! Kamitsukanai!" Akan is kansai-ben dialect for “You can’t” or “Do not” and the second phrase is “No biting!”
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my sister got an ipad :) mikey time
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computer make tim even younger and let jason survive the joker attack AU thanks perfect
(Edit: couldn’t recall what fic I rmred smth similar from but thanks to you guys’ detective work I now know it’s this one! )
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hi just popping in to say I absolutely adore ur art and thank you for feeding us timbern regularly 🫶🏻🫶🏻
kinda insane how someone can be so talented and also always have the best takes and opinions ever
also consider: timbernsteph with queer platonic bernsteph (maybe kon joins in later too who knows)
you are nice to me u get a lil drawing, thats how it works around here (dont look at how messy it is, i made that rly fast)
i want steph and bernard to be the bane of tim's existence, they would terrorize this boy so much.
also throw cass in this, she's dating steph
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Just some quick sketches:
I saw this on Instagram last week. I couldn't just NOT draw it. It was way too funny. The post and the comments are just HILARIOUS.
(He definitely says pog).
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MY future self and me…
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kinda funny that a big part of why everyone is losing it over jatp ‘rumours’ is because charlie finally cut his hair
apparently none of us believed he would ever cut his hair except for something wildly exceptional: reprising his role as luke