ghost me up

some of you are getting a real superiority complex about this one but that's on me i forgot i was making posts in the superiority complex website

you're the only motherfucker in this website i respect

Call me antidepressants the way I'm not working

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

I'm scared but faster

“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913

I apparently commented this on someone’s fanfiction while almost unconscious and had no memory of this event until today, a week and a half later, when the author responded to that comment and I got the experience of reading my own writing for the first time. I, too, will be thinking about this for the rest of my life.

Birds of Prey by Otto Schmidt 1.16.20 / 3.15.20 / 7.4.20 / 8.7.20

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:

-\_(“✓)_/-

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

ladies, ladies, please- one at a time! i can only block you so fast

Best Leading Actress Michelle Yeoh (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Best Leading Actor Brendan Fraser (“The Whale”) 

Best Supporting Actress Jamie Lee Curtis (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Supporting Actor Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.