If Grimmjow and Candice were locked in a room...
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Grimmjow: So you’re on of those Quincy, huh?
Grimmjow: Lucky for you, I enjoy killing Quincy!
Candice: Unlucky for you, there’s no fighting in these lists.
Candice: Also, did you ever manage to kill anyone? Like, ever?
Candice: Suuuure you did.
Candice: Anyway, you espada are SO last arc.
Candice: What did you even do, other than get pathetically mopped up by the Quincy and/or join your own enemies, the shinigami?
Candice: Shameful and cowardly!
Grimmjow: Shameful?! Cowardly?! Strong words from someone like you!
Grimmjow: Did YOU ever defeat Kurosaki Ichigo? ‘Cause I did that - twice!
Candice: Well, I would have defeated him if Bazz-B hadn’t shot me in the back and stolen my fight.
Grimmjow: But also, prey-stealing is the worst.
Grimmjow: I knew a guy who liked to steal my prey.
Grimmjow: Total asshole. Kind of emo.
Grimmjow: Turned to dust.
Grimmjow: Yeah, no more prey-stealing for him.
Candice: Bazz-B might have died fighting his boyfriend.
Candice: It was all very unclear.
Candice: But whatever! The point is that I never got to finish my fight, so you can’t say that I wouldn’t have won!
Grimmjow: Your fight got interrupted?
Candice: That’s what I just said!
Grimmjow: That’s the worst!
Grimmjow: I had that happen twice!
Grimmjow: Once by dust-boy, and once by this OTHER asshole who cut off my arm afterwards!
Candice: You lost an arm?
Candice: I lost an arm too!
Candice: But luckily I have a zombie friend.
Candice: She can use zombie powers to restore arms. It’s a whole thing.
Candice: So, what? We both wanted to fight Kurosaki Ichigo? Both got interrupted? Both lost an arm?
Candice: Is this supposed to be some kind of bonding thing?
Candice: Did Kurosaki mess up your hair too?
Candice: ‘Cause I was very mad when that guy ruined my hair after I had spent so long on it!
Candice: You look like you spend a lot of time on your hair too.
Candice: What is that look, gel?
Grimmjow: My hair just looks like this!
Grimmjow: And I don’t give a shit about my appearance.
Candice: Says the dude with the oiled chest and mascara.
Grimmjow: I just look like this!
Grimmjow: So, what? That was your big motivation? Being mad ‘cause Kurosaki Ichigo messed up your hair?
Candice: That was a big part of it!
Candice: Also I wanted all of my wishes granted.
Candice: Also that guy is just so...........fightable.
Candice: You just see his face and you want to throw lightning at it.
Candice: Punches work too, yeah.
Grimmjow: You wanna get out of here and go find Kurosaki?
Candice: Sure! We can fight for who gets to kill him on the way!
Ichigo: Why do I suddenly feel cold?