[Gunshots] What do you know, it worked

what gets me about minkowski and eiffel's relationship is that they are the polar opposite of "i would find you in every life" like i don't think they'd find each other in ANY other life!! they don't share interests; their values conflict; their personal habits and hygiene standards drive each other crazy. the fact that they end up desperately important to each other isn't based on any kind of personal compatibility, but just the bare minimum of "you are a person and you want to go home and we are in hell together" and that's ENOUGH because that's more than the prevailing powers want to allow them. minkowski is determined to get them home and eiffel is determined to make sure they do it without sacrificing what makes them people and it's moving to me that this scraped-bedrock common ground is enough for love to grow from

10/10 Return 

[ID: A motion-blurred drawing of Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan running past a building in Paris. He wears a frantic expression, his orange scarf streaming out behind him.  In the background is a prominently lit-up billboard that reads, “Look after her for me.” End ID]

Look at the sky. It's looking back.

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

you bet i am

Happy April Fools 2024

"Can Hiway come up to my room?"

"Absolutely not."

"Fuck you. Dump Truck, attack."

There she is 🥹

Flesh, Desolation, Spiral

Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.

Cel: I overthink. Therefore, I overam.

hitting everyone who follows me with a go listen to rqg beam

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lena really said: you want "in?" okay, here's "in." get bonzo'd, idiot.

Spider web collar.

A standard hardback book titled “Drowning in debt? A financial guide to keeping your head above water” by Eberhart & Strauss. The cover is orange/tan with imagery of £50 bank notes, two markings show it was on offer. The entire book suffers extensive water damage resulting in the destruction of the spine, fading of the covers and damage to text block. Pieces of pages have also been torn out.

The content of the book from what remains consists of nautical and water based analogies for describing financial turmoil. Despite the title there is little useful financial advice provided mainly just surface level jargon.

The book was found in a flat in West London after the resident had managed to drown in their living room. The flat was heavily water damaged but no neighbouring flats were affected. The book was found close to the body with torn pages still clutched tightly in their hand.

It’s believed that due to the damage done to the book it has lost a great deal of its power as there has been no successful recreations of the original event. What has been noted is that when left near water pipes they will eventually burst from a buildup of pressure. It’s interesting that the book was not protected from its own power instead suffering from its own actions.

From what research was done Eberhart & Strauss was a real business located in London however little information remains about them, it seems they went under sometime back. No former employees could be located. The book appears to have been published after their downfall. The book has been stored away from all piping and regular checks will be made as a precaution.