queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

im scared that tomorrow imma fuck around and look at the sun on accident

grow weary of your husband’s neglect. tell tales to the servants and your companions of his violence and brutality. disappear into the night without even your trusted maidservant. spill the blood of a chicken on the floor of your husband’s studiolo. create panic, as your chastity, virtue and the nobility of your blood is well known. your letters telling of your fear and panic are found and read. flee to the villa of one of your suitors before your marriage. he is still charmed by you. make him promise to hide and shelter you. you have brought your jeweled dagger with you. open his throat. stagger onto the road, telling of your violation and pain. all of italy is in a frenzy at the actions of this cur. return home. your husband will see his peasant concubine no more. finally prepare for the birth of an heir.

me when i find a rat in my kitchen

oh HELLO remy what are you cooking up tonight my little friend?

while everyone’s distracted by the solar eclipse im going to disappear

Fullmetal Alchemist

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

봄을 닮은 아베크엘 , 💞

here’s your daily reminder to trust your instincts every single time. she knows what she’s talking about