no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

dear lord...

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Limmy: She's downstairs. They've put her downstairs. She dinnae make it.

Audience member: Well she cannae be! She never'd a bad bone in her!

Limmy: Well, they don't stick them down there for nothin' pal.

[Rest of the audience laughs]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.

*unionizes your seals*

my seals are now on strike

women in STEM. women in BRANCH. women in LOG. women in TREE. women in BUSH (both kinds.) women in FOREST CLEARING. we’re everywhere these woods are ours

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

TARGETED ATTACKS DROPPED??

finally i can make fun of the british and make sure they see it

#Joseph Quinn is pulling an Andrew Garfield 

joseph quinn being scared he wouldn't play eddie right and then proceeding to slay the role, become the white boy of the year (TM), travelling the world, doing more press for stranger things than the whole main cast combined, making nerds and metalheads everywhere PROUD, getting a JACK BLACK shout-out, being constantly hyped by fucking METALLICA and then JAMMING WITH THEM AND HAVING THEM SIGN A GUITAR while remaining a super chill dude

I am going to CRY

RIP Bernard Cribbins (1928-2022) 😢❤

We are extremely saddened to learn of the passing of Bernard Cribbins. Known best to Doctor Who fans as the Doctor’s friend and Donna’s grandad Wilfred Mott, Bernard leaves behind a long legacy in film and TV. — Bernard Joseph Cribbins (29 December 1928 – 28 July 2022)

Andrew Garfield

Surfing in Malibu | June 30, 2022

u go girl

“CHAPTER 8 - PAPA” STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 (2022)

Funniest moment in all of Stranger Things.