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If these guys ran straight at a tornado it would flip a U-ey and RUN

A scientist actually wrote this. 

and every day i am thankful that they did.

...which is a high bar to clear

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

home alone is just die hard for kids