He asked me when I fell in love with him and I knew it sounded dramatic to say the moment I saw him, so I told him this story of my grandma who had Alzheimer's- she forgot her name and the words for fruit and food, she forgot her address and how to use the washroom, all her life lost to the disease. The only thing she remembered was her son's name and when that began to fade, the one thing she always remembered was that she loved him, even in illness, even in insanity. She saw this 6 foot 2 man with a scrubby beard and she didn't know him but she said she trusted him, she asked him to hold her hand when she died. When does memory end and love begin? All I know is- she loved him before she remembered him.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

SPOOKY MONTH DATING HEADCANONS

AN: Some characters are gonna be OOC but i tried to work with what i had, also sorry if it was cringe. The reader is gender neutral.

┆Bob Velseb

• Would stare at you with his creepy smile 90% of his time.

• Would always want to cook for you, it's better you watch out for human meat in his burgers.

• Will tell you facts about wholesome human body related facts. . . they slowly grow darker.

• Sleepy? Ask him to use his belly as a bed and he would 100% agree to it.

• He's obsessed with you, which in the start seem to be just him protecting you but don't mistake that, he will kill a lot of people for you.

• He is very touchy, careful, he bites. . . a lot. He also likes to hold you closer to him, to the point where you could suffocate in his chest. • Will try to taste your body but will be careful to not hurt or "ruin" it. He considers you the perfect thing that exists. • He will do whatever you ask (expect breaking up with him.) • His kisses are more instense. . . because he NEEDS to feel you. • He likes to tease you, a lot, it is his way of flirting. • Would give you food related nicknames. • Movie night, expect that to be animated movie, like it or not, this will be his choice. • Bob loves you very much, you can't stress this guy, believe me. It's not because he would get really mad, it is because he can't be stressed at you.

┆Streber & Kevin

• They would always worry about you, expect them to call you like 4-5 times in the day • They love to go out in the weekends with you, like watch a movie, eat ice cream or that photos together in public. • Kevin always talk about how he hates two specific children ruin the CandyClub in halloween. • Streber would talk about vampire related facts to you, get used to it. • Halloween night is Streber's cup of tea. • Streber would ask you to help him with the decorations and it depends on you to agree. • Kevin and Streber are very clingy towards each other but don't get to feel left out here, they will be very clingy with you too. • Streber likes the idea of role-playing as a vampire in real life, it is silly but you and Kevin let him do the playing. • When Kevin is very tired after work, he will hug you from behind only to "regain" his energy. • Kevin likes to give sweet and loving kisses while Streber tends to be more "expressive" with his kisses. • Kevin is a scaredy-cat when it comes about you getting sick, Streber is no different but Kevin makes sure that you feel better right there. • Kevin is not very talkative, so he tries to express himself by physical touch. • Streber is very talkative, he likes to talk a lot, sometimes it can be a little bit exhausting. • They love you very much and they will do their best to make you feel part of the relationship.

┆Rick Hedony

• He didn't talk much when you two went to your first date, but he tried his best to get to know you. • Rick is very depressed, you get really worried about him most of the time but he makes sure that he's okay. • Rick likes drinking and will invite you to drink with him. • You two quickly start meaningful conversations when you two are alone. • He calls you to make sure you're okay. "Hello?" You ask. "Just wanted to see if you're still alive." He says. "Yep, how about you?" You ask again. "I think so." He says. "Good to know." You say. • He used to quit his job easily but since you came into his life, he felt a bit more motivated to stay. • When he comes from work he walks towards you, only to give you a hug, sometimes he falls asleep on you, which is cute. • He lets you hold his face, he just stares at you with the same tired eyes. When you play with his "whiskers" he will let a small side smile, still with his tired eyes. • He falls asleep on you, he's very warm. • He likes to hug you a lot, get used to it. • The kisses are slow but affectionate, he just wants to keep you. • He also likes to hear you about your day has been. • He likes to brag about you everytime he gets the chance, how "lucky" he was to have you in his life. • Rick loves you very much, it may not seem like It because of his emotionless personality but he means it when he says you're very important to him. He's doing his best to make you feel loved.

┆Frank

• Frank likes to act cool and tough and that actually works. • Would give you free Ice cream, don't worry, those are not infected, he wouldn't do that to you. • Frank likes to hold your face with his big hands. • Oh yeah, his hands, they're big and cold but still comforting somehow, you can't help but hold them. • Frank is careful when comes to his size, he tries to not hurt you when you two are making out. • About the making you, you guys do it a lot, he is even going to stop his shifts when you want it. "Hey! can i get a Ice cream?!" A kid asks from outside. "WE'RE CLOSED!" Frank shouts angrly before going back to making out with you. • He asks about what type of kiss you would like to try and he's good at every single one of them. • You spend most of the time in his van. • Frank lets you use his sweater, he likes your smell on it. • Movie nights are always in the theater, he makes sure you both get the biggest popcorn bucket. • Frank is willing to throw hands with somebody if they raised their voice to you, you have to make sure a fight isn't worth it. • Frank also flirts a lot with you, he uses his huge size to his advantage and you totally fall for it. • He likes it when you shave his beard in the morning. • Frank also loves you very much, he can be emotionally distant sometimes but he does his best to make you sure that he loves you, even if he doesn't directly says it.

Bob Velseb X FemReader NSFW

⚠:, slight blood play

"Did you know that human meat tastes different depending on the age and gender?"

"B-bob~ not n-now"

You arch your back lightly at the feeling of his fingers buried in you. Wanting to feel more you grip his red sweater and let out a strained moan. Pressing yourself against his back lightly to just feel his own heat, he chuckled and picked up his pace. You deserved it anyway. You grip harder at this, throwing your head back against his shoulder, you can see a glimpse of his eyes on you. He smiled widely, knowing how to push your buttons just at the right time. His fingers pushed against your bundle of nerves, and he gave a grunt at your expression. Pure bliss, you moan his name in a way that makes him drool like a hungry animal.

Another hand presses against your stomach, sharp claws slightly breaking the skin, being placed there to keep your jolting hips still. To tease you, to make you beg for him to touch you more. His mouth bites abit of skin between your shoulder, sending a yelp from you. The sweet blood enters his mouth and his eyes roll back slightly, giving away just how much he wanted you. His grip tightened lightly and let go of your shoulder, saliva rolls down your shoulder and you whimper at the stinging feeling. "Fuuuck darlin'~ you taste amazing~". You buck your hips and he moves his attention to your body once more.

Pulling his fingers out, you mewled at the loss of his fingers. He brings it to his mouth and licks the liquid off, all while staring at you. You gulp at the sight and look away embarrassed, that didn't last long tho as he picked you up to throw you don't down on the bed.

You felt your legs get tugged up, being perched on the big man's  shoulders, claws slightly scrape your skin once more.

He hungrily eyes your body, the bloody shoulder the hickies that littered your neck, your breast still out in the open, the missing panties. God, you looked appetizing to him, a bit of drool seeping out of his mouth. "Please Bob~i want it.." you whine. He smirked "want what exactly?" As he spoke his claws press agnst your button once more, and you jolt. "I-I want you bob~ I want you Inside of me, please, l've been good" you pleaded, just wanting him to fuck you already. He smiled and leaned backward, your eyes move to his croch area, were his member stood proudly near you entrance. "Good girl~" he purred.

You sort of wondered when he had gotten his boxers off, but the thought quick vanished as you felt the tip press against your cunt. You whimper as you heard him grunt and lean forward, his cock sinking in more and more, filling you to the brim. It felt so good, you could hear Bob growl and try to steady his hips and not buck into you. You still needed to adjust, even after tons of times you still couldn't get used to the size.

You twitch lightly at the feeling of being full, Bob let out a grunt and almost bucked his hips forward. You place your hands after some time on his forearms to steady your for whats to come. You look up at him and leaned to give him a small but hungry kiss, he purred into it and pulled your lip as you both parted. You giggled, but stopped with a moan and his hips pulled back from its position and  slammed back into you roughly. Seems like he ran out of patients.

You grip his sweater tightly and moan out his name as he continued his fast pace. His cock at this point rearranging your guts as he pounds into you, letting out grunts that sounded animalistic. "Oh Fuck! Bob~" Your moans echoed around your small house walls, your hands trying to perch anything to keep you steady from his hips. "That's it, moan my name~ just like that" his voice slightly strained but still husky.

He leaned back, still keeping his pace, and pulled his sweater off to revile the dad build he had underneath. You let out another breathless moan at the sight, gripping the sheets to try to angle your hips, "so desperate~" he grunted out. You keen as he moves his hands to your thighs, "what are you-.." you trailed as his hand give a squeeze to the fat there. You moan at the grip he gave, his pace increased more and more as he stared at your plush thighs. "So tight~ always ready for me to fuck you, huh?" He growled. You whimper and put a hand on his forearm, wanting to feel him.

You could tell he was getting desperate, the rougher he when the quicker he was to filling you up. Fuck, the thought made you arch your back, so close to coming as well. Bob throws his head back as your walls tightened around him. He gives breathly chuckled and lifts up your thighs off the bed. You stare him in the the eyes as he bucks harder and harder into you. Your moans get louder, his grunts become aggressive, everything coming together and you both come in unison.

*Morpheus saying something cute to y/n*

Y/N: Oh my man 😌

Morpheus: Im not a man

Y/N:...

Y/N:Oh my anthropomorphic representation of dream and collective unconscious of humanity

Imagine Alucard trolling Integra for you

You and Integra: *arguing*

you: you know what? I've had enough of this, I've got to go bring Alucard his dinner *leaves her office*

At Alucard's room

You: Vlad I brought you dinner

Alucard: *leans back in his chair and points a clean spoon betweenhis fingers at you * you look like you have... What are the youth calling it these days?... Oh that's right, "tea" you look like you tea to share.

You: *hands him his food and sits across the table from him* it's nothing really, Integra and I just had a disagreement about schematics, that's all.

Alucard: well it still probably will be the best thing I've heard all day, so "spill"

You: *tells him* she just doesn't care

Alucard: no she does care, and not to speak ill of my master, but she was in the wrong. I'll help you, give me your phone

You: *hands him your phone*

Alucard: *texts Integra no words, just*

Alucard: *turns off your phone* now leave it off, and keep me company

You: oh gods I'm going to regret this, but sure *eventually falls asleep watching tv with Alucard*

the next morning

You: *turns on your phone to see dozens of missed calls and fifty texts* uh oh

Alucard: Uh! What! I'm awake!

You: I think we might be in trouble

Alucard: *rubbing his eyes* why?

You: Integra seems to think you killed me

Alucard: hehe, does she?

You: I need you to take this seriously

Alucard: just call her *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

You: *calls Integra*

Integra: WHERE THE ABSOLUTE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN ANSWERING MY CALLS!

You: *puts the phone to Alucard's ear*

Alucard: *grumbles* fuck you (y/n), yeah yeah they're alive and keeping me from sleeping... I sent that me me thing to annoy you and turned off their phone...No, they didn't know what I sent you before I turned it off... Yes I'm a bad influence to them in your book, but I'm a fun influence in my book...No I'm the only one here who is dead... yes I'm an immoral bastard anda pain in the ass and yes I know I'm killing my master with all the stress my shenanigans causes you...Uh huh.. uh huh good bye. *Hands you the phone*

You: well?

Alucard: I'm grounded

You: gr-grounded! But you never even leave your room ?

Alucard: meh

You: well at least she didn't say you couldn't have visitors... Wait you said that text was supposed to help me!

Alucard: well look at the time, it's my bed time and you have to go to work soon!

One of my favorite things to think about with Capitano is an arranged marriage with a reader who is initially very shy, quiet, and kinda scared of him. But the more they get to know him and spend time with him, they get much more louder and excited and talk a lot- Capitano is taken aback by this change of behavior and frankly surprised because absolutely no one acts like this with him which leaves him unsure of what to do. He didn’t expect you to open up like this and do stuff like grab onto his arm so casually - but he’s not complaining. He likes to let you do what you want, it’s rather endearing.

I had to write something for this, it was too good to miss out on. I tried not to make it suck but I was pressed for time so apologies for any mistakes.

Capitano was surprised to say the least when he found out that you were the one he was to marry. Sure, you were very polite, and a well mannered individual, but you were also very scared of him at first. You mostly kept to yourself, and only spoke to him when it was absolutely necessary. However, Capitano didn’t want that to be the life that you both lived. He wanted to know you as more than just the woman who was forced to marry him, but he did not show it easily. Instead, after many nights spent pondering what to do, he found that you’d decided to take the initiative to get to know him better first.

It started with you timidly inviting him to the library in the manor to do paperwork while you read. You would always sit at least a foot away from him, but that soon morphed into half of a foot, and then right next to him. You were trying to get close to him, and Capitano was always grateful for the effort you put into doing so. In return, he would also try to spend more time with you and open up about his line of work. He didn’t want there to be any problems in your relationship, so he refused to lie about his work.

During one such “meeting” in the library, you were reading when Capitano gently wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you into his lap. “I want you to be close to me, if you don’t mind.” he spoke softly at this time. This was the green light you had been waiting for, a sign that you could be more tactile with him, and you gladly used it to your advantage. You leaned back against his chest and continued to read, before reaching for one of his hands and gently taking it into your own. “I’m glad that you like touch, I was starting to get worried that you might not want to be close to me.” You voiced. You couldn’t help but smile as you continued to speak. “If I may, I’m glad that you decided to join me. the first time I asked, I thought that you’d say no and then leave, but you didn’t. That’s why I wanted to continue this, because I wanted to get to know you more, and I knew I had the chance to get to know you more.” you confessed, your cheeks turning pink as the words left your mouth. Capitano sat behind you wordlessly, but he squeezed your hand gently, confirming that he’d heard you. “I am also glad that you continued to ask me to join you. Unfortunately, I am not the best when it comes to words. In fact, I was under the impression that you were not very fond of me and my company until you started inviting me to spend more time with you.” he explained, looking down at you as he spoke. “Oh, I see. Here I was thinking that you didn’t like me very much, either, and only married me because of my parents’ standing in Her Majesty’s court.” you said, your gaze crestfallen at the idea of that being the real reason behind your matrimony. However, Capitano shook his head, turning you around to face him. “I promise that that isn’t the case. If I were looking for someone with greater standing in the Tsaritsa’s court, I would have married someone else.” he tried to make his words sound at least somewhat comforting, but he knew he had done well to comfort you when your shoulders seemed to slouch and your posture relaxed. The rest of that evening was spent in relative silence, with your husband sitting behind you as you read the book you’d chosen from the library.

From then on, your little “meetings” were mostly spent talking to one another. Capitano was surprised that you could be so chatty, but he was glad for it in a way. You helped him deal with conversations, and you were glad to see that he always responded to the questions you asked about his work. Even when the answers themselves seemed brutal and ever so slightly cruel, he never dissuaded you from talking to him. Every time he had to leave for a mission now, instead of leaving an empty and cold house, he left your warmth and your loving gaze. He had come to find out that you also liked to draw, and drew people on occasion. Capitano always wondered if you had ever drawn him, and eventually asked you if you had. It was with the brightest smile he’d ever seen you give him that you showed him the picture you’d drawn of him. You knew not to draw his actual face, having only seen it once, but not until he made sure you understood that you were to never tell or show anyone what his face looked like under the black helmet he wore. You had agreed then, and still respected his wishes even now. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close to him, keeping you in his warm hold. You giggled softly, leaning back against him and then showing him a few more drawings. You were both interrupted by a knock at the door, and you watched as Capitano’s body stiffened. He quickly looked you up and down before nodding, getting up and helping you to your feet. “What’s wrong? Why are you so stiff?” you asked. “I forgot to tell you that the other Harbingers are here to discuss the situation in Inazuma, and our upcoming plans for Sumeru. I neglected to inform you of this, and I deeply apologize for such things, because they will be staying the night here.” he specified. You nodded softly, taking his hand as you followed him to the foyer.

You had to sit in the lounge during the meeting, but immediately rose from your place on one of the comfortable plush chairs the moment the door to the meeting room opened. Each of the Harbingers exited, with Capitano taking the back of the group and closing the door to the room with a faint click. You walked over to him and wrapped your arms around his bicep, leaning against him. You were reminded of the other people in the room when you heard one of the other Harbingers speak. “Oh? Who, pray tell, Captain, is this?” questioned a man with black hair and glasses. His eyes were closed, and he wore a sickeningly sweet smile on his face. “This is my wife, (Y/N).” Capitano answered gruffly. It was obvious that he didn’t want you here with these people, but it seemed that the other Harbingers had plans of their own. You were soon swarmed with questions from Childe, the only thing holding Capitano back from killing him being Pierro. You eventually answered all of them, chatting with them about what their lines of work entailed in the Fatui. “So, enough about us, what about you? I never expected Capitano’s wife to be so outgoing like you are.” Arlecchino voiced, her deep red gaze transfixed on you. you looked at her before speaking. “Actually, our marriage was-” a pair of arms encircling your waist interrupted you, and you looked back to find Capitano. “You ought to retire for the night, I shall join you shortly after this.” he spoke. “Oh, alright, have a wonderful night, everyone.” you called, waving to the Harbingers as you retreated up the winding stairs to your bedroom on the second floor of the mansion. You changed out of your day clothes and took a shower, before changing into your nightgown and crawling into the bed. About ten minutes later, Capitano opened the door slowly, closing it as gently as he could. He quickly got in the shower as well and then changed into his night clothes as well. You felt his arms wrap around you yet again, and looked back at him as you turned around to face him. His helmet had been set down on the nightstand, and his uniform hung by the door on its rack. Your arms snaked around his neck as you spoke. “I love you.” you whispered, causing his eyes to widen ever so slightly in the flickering light of the lamp you kept on your bedside. Capitano closed his eyes and thought for a moment, before gently tilting your chin up and pressing his lips against yours in a kiss. You tensed up slightly, having never been kissed by him before, but melted into his embrace soon after. Though he did not say anything, you could tell that, in his heart, he loved you as well. You drifted off like that, holding onto him as sleep took you over. Just before Capitano fell asleep, he spoke softly to your own sleeping form. “I love you, too, my dear.” he whispered, closing his eyes and nodding off soon after.

cw. afab!reader + reader is insecure about their chest + titplay + praise kink + he’s v v soft for you here he might even be a lil ooc but fuck it + to all my girlies with small tits… this ones for you <3

scaramouche/wanderer or whatever the fuck you call him does not fucking care of the size of your tits. we as a community have all agreed that he likes tits, haven’t we? well if you’ve got small tits they’re still tits, aren’t they?

precisely.

so what does he do? he ravishes you. he lifts that shirt up you so much want to keep on and shoves his face into your chest. he licks one long stroke up your right nipple, watching it harden at arousal. your left nipple isn’t left alone as his fingers lightly pinch and prod at the bud, enticing it.

your thighs tremble and start grinding against his leg that separates yours. too bad his attention is on your titties today. they’re so cute, so easy to play with and arouse. your face heats up like a kettle to the sounds of his licking and groans of satisfaction.

“look at how cute you are under here.” his lips, covered in his own drool, moistens your bud and it hardens further when the cool air meets it. you mewl embarrassingly loud, trying to cover yourself up again, how can you not? you haven’t had this type of attention in forever so his touches on your erogenous zones have you feeling like you caught a fever.

he grabs your hands and puts them in his hair. “don’t you dare hide yourself from me anymore,” he mumbles lowly, continuing to kiss and graze his tongue upon your tits.

Sunny Day Jack "The Frighteners" AU

You experience a tragic accident that kills your friend, Shaun.

As a result, the trauma caused you to see the dead and soon, his ghost. Seeing as your "gift" isn't going anywhere and Shaun can't properly move on, you take a con-artist gig as a "psychic exorcist", where you have Shaun spook unsuspecting houses and people call you to "exorcise" him.

You soon get a call from your ex, Ian (who'd also been in the accident pre-breakup), saying that a haunting has occurred on the set of the new show that he's starring in and it can't begin production until everything is taken care of. He assures you that you'll be paid handsomely.

You and Shaun reluctantly take the job, staying the night and investigating the set at night. What you weren't expecting was definitely not the brightest, most colorful ghost clown you've ever seen. And he seems to take a great interest in you...and a solid dislike for Ian.

“Say my name” Xiao drabble

CW - NSFW. Minors dni

I have heard the masses so here have a little snippet.

Meanwhile

what is jack’s deal? [theory/speculation]

Now, we’ve been wondering I think for quite awhile, what is Sunny Day Jack’s DEAL? And I think I have the answer for it. Jack is now getting what he wants. A peaceful and domestic life. Now, from what we’ve seen of Joseph, Joseph hasn’t had an easy life. From what we first saw, Joseph keeps skipping school, has cigarettes on him, and even a knife at one point. 

(Note this all taken from the official Sunny Day Jack twitter and official art that has been made.) From what I’m guessing, Joseph, again did not have a good life. My thoughts are Joseph was probably being abused by his parents/parent/guardian. The pysch dude, who is the psych consultant for the Sunnytime Crew Show, said that Joseph seemingly wanted attention. I think he is right, in some cases. Because, again, getting a lot of tattoos at a young age, could be him just want them for himself, Joseph did say young him didn’t know any better, but this is Joseph. Joseph, now as Jack doesn’t want to be forgotten. He wants MC’s eyes only on him. I think he was hoping for a “oh shit, something is wrong with this kid. let’s help him.” type thing. The next type of thing we see with Joseph is that, he was seeing leave his high school, and got to a train via foot.

My guess for why Joseph left his town was because, again, a common thing of Joseph/Jack is going away, changing himself, and having a new chance at life. Joseph has been probably homeless/hitchhiking up into his early 20′s. From an official art we’ve seen, we see Joseph being a hitchhiker and with the caption read “You do what you go to do to get by.”

From what we’ve seen, Joseph did eventually get picked up by someone and headed all the way up to El Paso, Texas. This is where he changed his named from Joseph Cullman to Joseph Haberdae or Jack Haberdae. I say Jack because the psych dude only calls Joseph by “Mr. Habedae” not by his first name. I also think it’s quite interesting that Joseph changed his last name to the last name of his high school. Now, we get into Joseph picking up his job at a new, hit 80′s children show as Sunny Day Jack on the Sunnytime Crew Show.

Please keep the years 1982 and 1984 in mind. These are the most prominent dates for Joseph/Jack, and possible the other characters involved, especially for my later on speculation for MC. Now, suffice to say, in the tapes, we know Joseph isn’t doing too hot with his new role as Jack. We always see Joseph being exhausted, tired, and looking sleep deprived. I think it’s clear that the studio behind the Sunnytime Crew Show overworked, make their works basically not sleep, and didn’t pay them enough for their jobs. 

(Note this screenshot was taken before Jambee closed down their twt. I’m just glad they are taking care of themselves now.)

Not to mention, Joseph is pretty much always seen smoking. I think Joseph uses vice to help him cope with past trauma and his current stresses in life. Those being cigarettes, alcohol, and pills. We see pills placed out on the menu screen, alcohol is oddly mentioned in the “bad recipe” and we always see Joseph smoking. Now, considering Joseph was the face of this brand new kids show, this Dan news guy asking umcomfy questions about his personal life via for what is basically for kids, shitty working conditions, the psych guy drilling it into Joseph’s head that he’s basically gonna be this nation-wide babysitter and how “you’re gonna be better at it than most mother’s in America”, and basically acting a replacement for kids who don’t have a dad, needs someone, or just a replacement parent for awhile. Yeah, that’s…

That is a LOT for someone to burden and carry on their own. Not to mention, just for such a short time, too? Can you imagine how stressed and tired Joseph be? Now, here’s the part of where MC is connected to all of this. Through the Visual Novel, and seeing the official artwork and twts of Joseph, I think Joseph and MC used to be a thing back in the 80′s.

Now, before you get on me. This is a theory, theories can be proven wrong. And yes, this is before the Visual Novel is even out. But there’s still a lot within the extended demo we can go off on. From a picture way back, Jack comments on how MC reminds him of an old flame. Hmm, an old flame. Aimed at MC. Whom he is so in love and obsessed with. It makes sense, when you think about it.

From what we’ve seen, Joseph’s death was pretty fucking brutal. It was also in front of kids, and  Knackerdan Drizzle’s actor. For those who don’t know, Knackerdan Drizzle is one of the many characters in the Sunnytime Crew Show.

He’s the dude on the bottom left corner. Cloudy Belle Sue’s actress was in the make up room when it happened. It traumatized his actor so much, he just had to quit the show/series all together.

But they also had signed NDA’s about it. They couldn’t even talk about Joseph’s existence. They couldn’t even have a funeral for the guy. Which, yeesh, that’s just… harsh man. That’s harsh. Now, back to MC. I think Joseph’s saving graces and what kept him going on what his own Sunshine. Maybe they also lived in a apartment and knew each other for a long time, not to mention, Joseph is so fucking uncomfortable during the whole… “Are you single? (;” maybe it’s because it is on public air, via his job/as a child’s mascot, but my God. Imagine you have a S/O that you keep private because you don’t want the media to hound them and they keep going and on and on about single mothers and blah, blah, blah.

They were his Sunshine. That one thing that kept him going, and kept him moving forward. But you know who else we haven’t talked about? Rory Raspberry. I think he was involved with Joseph’s death. Cloudy Belle and Knackerdan comment on how Joseph was truly a good guy, and we know Joseph did really take his job seriously and loved kids. Hell, Joseph admitted he DID want kids, when he had the time and resources for it. 

Here’s what I think happened: Y’all remember that local show Jack said on the Dan’s guy radio show? I think that’s where his death occurred. I think the studio was also doing some theme park thing, too? Because where Jack died, it DOES look like a school house, of some kind.You wanna know who wasn’t there, giving his statement on Joseph’s death? Jean Laurent. Rory Raspberry’s actor.

Looks like Ian, eh? Here’s what I think happened. Jean was like. Jealous of Joseph and there was bickering back and forth with them. Jean was jealous of the praise and approval of Joseph so much, he wanted that for himself. So he, when he had the chance to kill Joseph, he did. I think Jean got him with a blunt weapon or a gun, because Jack’s left eye is always covered or it’s just… pitch black. 

But second? That’s… an interesting one, I’ll say that. But in the ties with MC, I think MC died during this time period and reincarnated into their present selves. Look, if we can see, touch, feel, and have sex with this ghost, I don’t think reincarnation is out of the question. It would also be good enough time gap, for it too. Joseph was 25 when he died. Making MC, Ian, and Shaun 25. So, all of them would have to been born in 1997 or so. And this is where I think Joseph slowly went from the down-to-earth, troubled vagabond, who was a chill guy into the clingy, and helpful, manipulative Jack we all know. I think Joseph’s death, obviously traumatized him. Jack was stuck in a tape for 30 years. He didn’t get to live his life with the person he loves the most in the world. Once you pick up the tape, it’s a new beginning for both of you.

He can put behind Joseph and just be… Sunny Day Jack. Jack doesn’t have trauma, addictions, or never left you all alone, until you die. You guys can start over. No one needs to know. Not even you.

Another thing I would like to point out: I think Jack’s goal is to become physical again, to become alive again. I was always so weirded out wtf “forever” meant for Jack. I think it’s for him to become physical again. The only thing I can back this up is that Jack can feel and touch you, vice versa, but only YOU can see him. MC and Jack’s souls are like. Linked. Jack can feel what you feel, and he can read your thoughts. 

While I do think Jack is a ghost, I think he’s in some sort of limbo state. He’s alive, but he’s also a ghost at the same time. Seriously. The dude still has to work out, despite being a ghost and “wanting to look good for you.”

Man is in some weird Purgatory.

BUT THAT’S ALL MY THOUGHTS ON JACK/JOSEPH/JACKTOR

My god I had to re-do this 3 fucking times bc tumblr is an IDIOT

Thanks for reading, y’all! ALSO FORGOT TO ADD ON-; I personally think Jean is Ian’s dad. He probably changed his last name, and got married to Ian’s mom and probably left him when he was young. Resulting in Ian’s own abandonment issues, and tbh, Ian is a great foil for Jack. But I wanna write about that at a later date.

Here are the tapes I kept talking about:

The bad recipe for yogurt and Jack mentioning “he’s clean now” is here:

Alan: "Take it."

Y/N: "Is this? Are you giving me your number?"

Alan: "You can reach me anytime."

Y/N: "But, for what?"

Alan: "If anybody gives you trouble just call me."

Alan: "I'll fucking kill em for ya."