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FIC: till you know that the words are right (1d; narry)
Title: till you know that the words are right Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Niall/Harry Rating: r Wordcount: 5,500+ Summary: Somehow, at this stage in his career, waking up with breasts and a vagina on the morning of the biggest show of his life doesn’t even seem that comparatively weird to Niall. Notes: my beloved sonkadee anniallation and i had a conversation relatively recently about what bs it is that there’s fic where characters will ‘wake up a girl’ just bc of sudden and unanticipated ~genitalswap, so for sonja’s birthday i wrote a thing where niall wakes up with different genitals but not a different gender.
read till you know that the words are right at the ao3!
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~when 3 sentences becomes 5k~
Title: anything plain can be lovely Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Harry/Louis Rating: nc17 Wordcount: 5,000+ Summary: Harry sees Louis - really sees Louis - again for the first time in his mid-thirties.
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FIC: i wanna see the way you move for me, baby (het!Lirry [1D])
Title: i wanna see the way you move for me, baby Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Liam/Harry Rating: NC-17 Wordcount: ~3000 Summary: Harry wakes up to the sound of buzzing and Liam's breathy little gasps. Sex happens. (cisgirl!Liam, Lirry het) A/N: thanks to stephanie fannyann and jesse billyxkaplan for the encouragement and beta! xoxo ily
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
FIC: Building Castles in the Air (Niam [1D])
Title: Building Castles in the Air Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Liam/Niall Rating: lmfao g Wordcount: 10,000 Summary: Liam is overwhelmed by his bootcamp roommate, who is loud and friendly and so totally up-front about what he wants out of this competition. "I plan on winning," Niall says, twenty seconds after introducing himself, slinging his duffel bag down on his bed. "Touring. Playing my guitar, you know. Selling albums. Maybe working with Justin Bieber, if I'm lucky.". A/N: i got 38 seconds into watching to build an ot5 home and then this happened (literally) (that's how it happened). woo! thanks are due to: caitlin, bee, and stephanie for encouraging me and looking over this as i wrote it. (extra thanks to stephanie for showing me the niam light) love you girls!
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
i know literally nothing about cars but a thing happened and then this happened sorry it literally makes less sense than your average porno probably haha sorry [2]
liam x louis, untitled drabble (mechanic au), nc17
“So when do you think it’s going to be done?”
Liam looks up and frowns at the guy in the tight jeans and denim jacket who is currently jangling his keys impatiently in one hand. He reeks of weed and money. “Dunno,” he says. “You’ve just brought it in, I haven’t even found the problem yet.”
“I told you,” the guy - Louis, if Liam heard him give his name right earlier - says, rolling his eyes dramatically. “It started making a weird noise and the clutch wouldn’t go at all.”
FIC: i know the shape of your hands (i watch them when you talk) [girl!zouis (1D) with others]
Title: i know the shape of your hands (i watch them when you talk) Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Louis/Zayn (primary, explicit), Louis/Joe Jonas, Louis/Leigh-Anne Pinnock (secondary, explicit) Zayn/Perrie (secondary, implicit) Liam/Dev Patel, Harry/Michael, Niall/older men (tertiary, implicit) Rating: NC-17 Wordcount: ~50,300+ Summary: Louis is on top of the world. She's in what's probably the biggest girlband in the universe. She's got a fun boyfriend, and even if they're not properly in love, he's still very good at pleasing her. She gets to travel the entire world with her four best mates. If only she could stop developing this pesky crush on her Zayn. A/N: hahahahahahahahaha. thank you [deep breath] sam kristin brady molly val cait bee for all your help with this!! written for this prompt on the zouis ficathon
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
FIC: fill you up with all my lovin' (LiLo [1D] [contains: mpreg])
Title: fill you up with all my lovin' Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Liam/Louis Rating: NC-17 Wordcount: ~3500 Summary: Louis is feeling a little unattractively pregnant so Liam takes it upon himself to show Louis how gorgeous he really is. A/N: ummmm i don't know how this happened. blame caitlin as usual. (notes: this is mpreg fic. there is sex. also dirty talk. also more sex. so uh yeah i don't want anyone to be… surprised by that…)
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
FIC: spring green is much too yellow, sea green is far too pale (Lirry [1D])
Title: spring green is much too yellow, sea green is far too pale Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Liam/Harry Rating: PG Wordcount: ~3000 Summary: Liam doesn’t really notice the depth of detail Harry's put into his Barbara costume until Harry drops the suitcase and reaches forward to pick it up. There's a glint of pink at his fingertips, a little brighter than usual, and Liam is so startled that the "Oh, Barbara" slips out before he can stop himself.
His words make it into the final cut. The fact that Harry painted his nails does not. A/N: written for stephanie for her 22nd birthday. happy birthday! i hope you like it!
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
this happened and my lady said she wanted soul crushing fic based on it so i took that and one of my favorite songs of all time and haylor happened, i guess (or, more accurately, didn't)
FIC: can't you see i'm the blue in your skies? (Lilo [1D])
Title: can't you see i'm the blue in your skies? Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Liam/Louis Rating: PG Wordcount: ~4000 Summary: Burying his fingers in the scruff around Loki's neck, not quite meeting Louis's eyes, Liam takes a deep breath and, reminding himself that, as it's April Fools Day, he can pass it off as a joke if Louis reacts badly, says, "I've got to be honest with you, Tommo, I think about kissing you an awful lot." A/N: as usual, thanks goes out to my main dame caitlin sansacakes, who encouraged me as i handwrote 90% of this while afk today and double checked everything when i typed it up and also helped me title it etc.
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god)
Anonymous asked:
Just so you know... it's sort of painful to actually fuck someone and pump your hand when you're fisting someone. So that Samchel fic... it's really painful to read.
oop thank you! i edited that part
berrypayne said 'give me fisting' and himaryan said 'give me samchel' so. here is samchel fisting. pwp, nsfw, etc.
backstory: i asked for some drabble prompts on my main blog. i'm posting them here
himaryan asked you:
write me klaine xoxo
FIC: Experience Points (girl!Ziall [1D] with side Lirry and Selouis)
Title: Experience Points Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Ship(s): Zayn/Niall, Liam/Harry, Louis/Selena Gomez Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 40,000+ Summary: The good news is that Simon has decided to let Zayn start officially developing the game she and Liam have spent years talking about creating. The bad news is that, because Liam is bedridden after a debilitating accident, Simon puts the new girl, Niall, on the project with Zayn instead. The worse news is that Niall is just Zayn's type. A/N: I couldn't have made this fic happen without help from the usual suspects and some new faces, too, so: first off, thank you to Bee, without whom this fic literally wouldn't exist. I asked her to give me a quick Ziall prompt to warm up. She asked for a high school AU. 40,000+ words later, I have fulfilled none of her requests, but I hope this is an adequate substitute.
Thanks also to Julia for sending me links to approximately ten million different Ziall masterposts when I needed inspiration, Jesse for encouraging me to rant about the process whenever I needed to despite not even being in the fandom, Sam for the eternally appreciated eleventh-hour Britpick, and Kristin, for making the accompanying fanmix and cover art, which is so very, very perfect, and you, for reading this incredibly self-indulgent fic.
Most importantly, thank you to my best babe Caitlin, for holding my hand through this entire process, reading each and every section as soon as I finished writing it, and assuring me that it was good enough to post. Baby, you're my forever girl. ❤
(standard disclaimer applies: this is such an incredible work of fiction oh my god. all of my knowledge of video games comes from watching other people play)
Fic: Would You Still Call Me Superman (Lirry with side Ziall [1D])
Title: Would You Still Call Me Superman Author: dulosis/el_em_en_oh_pee Gift for: lanterns_social Ship(s): Liam/Harry, Zayn/Niall Rating: PG-13 Wordcount: 6300+ Summary: When Harry opens his locker, there's a box wrapped in blue tissue paper, wound messily in a skinny white ribbon, just sitting on top of his textbooks. A piece of paper taped to the top of the box reads To Harry,
Happy Christmas! I noticed how you're always chewing on your pencils in class so I thought this might help!
-Your Secret Admir Santa xx
In which Harry has an overwhelming crush on Liam, the nicest, coolest guy in school, and his friends aren't very supportive of the pain his crush causes him. The jerks. A/N: Happy holidays, lanterns_social! I hope you like this and that it's what you wanted in your gift :)
thanks as always to boybandhugs for the beta, berrypayne for the cheerleading, and thanks also to fannyann for the plot help!