HER NAME IS MARLEY DIAS AND AT AGE 11 SHE STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MORE RELATABLE BLACK GIRL BOOKS AT HER SCHOOL INSTEAD OF JUST STORIES OF “WHITE BOYS AND THEIR DOGS” SO SHE STARTED #1000blackgirlbooks WHICH WAS SUPER SUCCESSFUL AND ENDED UP DONATING BOOKS TO A BUNCH OF SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES AND ALSO DID I MENTION SHE’S 11

i am begging you all go outside kylo ren isn’t real

Why would you hide this in the tags

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

Our parents had blue and green eyes and all my siblings have green eyes so this is…. Neat

Lol this is not true because my parents have blue and brown eyes and my brother and I both have green eyes

Unmute !

The girls are TALKING

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

The dance of the fae is magical indeed.

amazing

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol

“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

This episode though

“MY HOOOOUUUUUUUSE

It burned down!

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN”

“That’s a good question…”

“Oh, that’s where I left my cigar”

“THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS”

this was such a funny episode with some of the best Zoidberg moments

So many hillarious lines in this episode right here :D

“This is a fishing licence!

AND IT’S MANDATORY!”

Farnsworth: Ah! The exact centre of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.

Bender: So we’re in international waters?

Farnsworth: Indeed so.

[Bender whips out a radio and talks into it.]

Bender: Falcon, this is Blue Raven, the goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested. [A speedboat pulls up next to the ship and a man hands Bender a package which he puts in his chest cabinet. The speedboat pulls away and Bender turns to Fry and Farnsworth who haven’t noticed anything.] Hey, guess what you’re accessories to?

“Could it be?

Are the old legends really true?

IT IS!

WE’VE FOUND THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTA!”

Farnsworth: You’ll never catch anything with that primitive technology. What you need is this fish pheromone. [He pulls out a spray can.] The most potent aphrodisiac known to fishkind. [He shakes the can and tries to spray it on his line but he is holding it the wrong way so it sprays back in his face.] Uh-oh!

[Several fish leap up to his head. He screams and knocks them off. Zoidberg comes up behind him and sniffs him.]

Zoidberg: [sexfully] I’m so into you!

[He wraps his mouth flaps around Farnsworth’s head and slurps.]

Farnsworth: Oh, my!

How could you all forget about the most memorable line of all??

"MY MANWICH!"

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

Give them fucking nothing ✊🏽🏴

Let fascist and Nazis have only one thing - their asses kicked