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Polyamorous relationships were meant to be 3 bisexual men and one fujoshi or like 17 lesbians not one guy and his 6 girlfriends who can’t interact with eachother. Jesus said that it’s in the Bible

"are you like... into that?"

you tear your eyes away from the screen a few seconds after rintarou says it, too rapt by what's unfolding in the movie scene to look away too soon.

"what do you mean?" you ask, glancing over to the other end of the sofa where he's seated. he's slumped down in the corner of the sofa, nestled right into the valley between the cushions where he always sits—which has resulted in a permanent sort of vaguely rintarou-shaped indentation that you hide using throw pillows when company comes over.

he's watching you very intently from his side of the sofa, too intently almost. you'd thought you'd felt his eyes on you while you were watching the movie, but you aren't exactly sure how long he's been staring, and now it leaves you wondering what exactly he's up to.

rintarou nods towards the television on the other side of the room, you look back at the screen once more and see the male lead still at the centre of the scene. he'd just gotten into a fight—shirtless, glistening with perspiration, and a strangely erotic trickle of blood trailing down his philtrum. you swallow a little as you become engrossed in the movie again, forgetting momentarily that you were ever asked a question at all.

"so?"

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

CHAEWON SMART ♡ 240307

THE ETHICS OF RELATIONSHIPS - 'THE PROF GETO SERIES'

INSTRUCTOR INFORMATION Professor Suguru Geto Level: Advanced (18+)

COURSE DESCRIPTION Professor Suguru Geto is a renown ethics professor, and you're a 4.0, straight A student whose GPA he's trying to ruin (or that's what you think). Instead of dropping the class, you're more intent on making him see your brilliance -- but you get more than you bargained for, when the two of you learn more about the other -- and what you owe to each other.

COURSE REQUIREMENTS

I. I NEED SOMEONE OLDER....................................10,376 POINTS

II. ILLICIT AFFAIRS......................................................16,821 POINTS

III. THE WRONG PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME......12,010 POINTS

IV. TBC

EXTRA CREDIT

I. SUDDENLY, I HAVE A VALENTINE.......................1,208 POINTS

shoko in her twink era

sending so much love to everyone who feels like they’re never chosen as the best friend, as the partner, as the favorite. sending love to all of you who have been treated and felt like second best. sending love to all of you who have felt rejected and unwanted. to all of you who have had to try really hard to fit in because you felt like you never will. 

you are so loved. you will be seen and heard by the right people. you can trust that you are valuable and not defined by other people’s perceptions of you. if someone doesn’t see your worth, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?

seriously babe i’m not joking you won’t just get an upset stomach mold poisoning can literally shut down your liver. you also absolutely do not want listeriosis. i am autistic about foodborne illness

i am once again asking how much money this state-funded school gets, there is NO reason for classes of 20 kids each to have a whole mansion for themselves like what! also brave to let the girls and boys live underthe same roof i feel like thats not very realistic, i think two big dorms for boys and girls would have sufficed but no there's like 6 mega mansions on the supercop campus now..... if bnha town used my taxes for these kids to live like this id joing shigaraki's little terrorist cell, too!!

They got robo cops all over the campus but kids like shigaraki have to fend for themselves on the streets if I were a tax paying citizen of bnha town I’d try to bring UA down, too!!!!!

also we never talk about being the older woman with a younger guy head over heels for you

You know he's flirting. You're not stupid.

But it has to be a joke. He's young and sweet and absolutely fine, someone that shouldn't logically look your way. Besides, you don't have time to waste on nonsense-- your four year old needs all of your attention.

Actually being with him is a thought you save for late nights and a fully charged vibrator.

It's not until months later that you overhear his lamenting in the office. He's lounging over a coworkers desk, sighing.

"I'd be anything for a chance! A fraction of a moment together!"

Your coworker rolls her eyes. "You know she has a kid, right?"

"So? I'd be a great stepdad." Your man responds. "I'll give her another."

ughhh you finally agree to dare him and he shows up with cash for your babysitter

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

idk what im doing

obsessed with this tweet

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

neighbor bakugo, who swears he's going to fuck you because he's sick of being woken up by the buzz of your vibrator

its 11pm and he can hear your shitty suction vibe and the cheap porn you're watching on your phone. it's late and he can't even enjoy his jack off session because he's too pissed off and tired to enjoy it.

he thinks his problems are over when you bring a guy home one night, all giggles and moans at a respectable 9 pm--

but the guy is gone by 9:30 and your fingers are in your pussy the second your door closes, so wet he can hear it through the wall-

you're eating cereal in your bedroom the next morning in a RARE occasion you have a day off and you realize you can hear your neighbor shuffling around.

"I mean-" His voice gets clearer and you make make out the creak of mattress springs, "What the fuck am I supposed to say to her?"

No one responds, so you assume he's on the phone. You shovel another spoon into your mouth.

"I just don't know where she's finding these guys. The one last night didn't last five minutes!"

You freeze. Weird coincidence, but he couldn't possibly be talking about you, could he? The walls aren't that thin.

"I know he didn't make her cum, dude. She was humping her vibe until like, midnight." your neighbor continues, "She uses the freak setting, that like-- unsteady rhythm one that Mina bitches about."

Oh. Well, that's you alright.

"I'm pissed that I have to hear it every fucking night, Red!" There's a grit to his voice. "But it's not like I can be like 'please let me fuck you so we can both sleep at a reasonable time.'"

You choke on the cereal you forgot was in your mouth, sputtering and gagging embarrassingly loud. Your neighbor? The hot blonde? Wants to fuck you?

"Well, shit," he mimics your thoughts, "I think she's home right now."