while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

who is laios

I read a Bunch of the peer-reviewed articles linked by the author above, and I found some myself through a few PubMed and database searches, so y'all don't have to. I'm a US medical student, and these are my takeaways under the cut.

Hey folks. Making this post today to ask for some help.

I'm a mentally ill trans woman currently going through some struggles. Finals in school, car broke down, and general mental health problems.

I'm not in particularly dire straits yet, thankfully. I'm going to be getting groceries this sunday with some friends' help. But in the meantime I am essentially out of food at home. I can't afford meals while I'm at school either, so I'm looking for help getting something to eat while I'm on campus the next couple days. Even like 10 bucks so I could buy a sandwich or something would be tremendously appreciated.

My PayPal is Meloncollie08@protonmail.com. mind the deadname if you choose to give a little to help.

Thanks all, and I hope the spring is treating you nicely.

For a second I was like "why doesn't that train have a steering wheel??" and then I felt VERY stupid

No no you're right I think they should have a steering wheel but not connected to anything, just a treat for the driver

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Personally, I blame that twenty-four year old psychologist.

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

not an immigrant. not a drag queen.

Every accusation is a confession.

White conservative cis men project. Non-stop.

I'm hiding under your bed like a feral cat

My good friend sent me this fucking thing and I'm literally crying

@lore-seekervera