cause i'm not sure if i've seen you before

“misandry isn’t real” well it could be if we all worked together

Riding home. hurts me each time to read Camilla get hurt... and OH MY GOD it's such a well written scene, I loved it so much.

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

tw flashing lights at times

my version of teniwoha's villain mv, featuring fictional transgender (as decided by me) footballer, michael kaiser! notes and credits under the cut:

dual wielding a holy sword and a cursed sword and feeling their energies clash in the middle of my soul like they're scissoring

the internet isnt enough i need to appear in my mutuals rooms and gossip while hanging upside down off their beds

“reify” is the funniest word to me. a prefix and a suffix doesn’t need a base word to be in a loving and fulfilling relationship

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

(summaries from shakespeare.org.uk; further summaries and propaganda encouraged)

Two Gentlemen of Verona: Valentine and Proteus are best friends, except Proteus is disloyal to his girlfriend in pursuit of Valentine's fiance. There's a dog. Everyone gets married in the end, though.

Measure for Measure: Angelo rules as a religious tyrant, tries to manipulate a nun to sleep with him, is foiled, and ultimately punished.

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace#its like enrichment for manipulative girls#also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog#she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold#i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane (@madscientistenthusiast)

Zuko doesn't like instilling fear in people as the Fire Lord because it makes him feel too much like Ozai but sometimes motherfuckers NEED to be rattled so they don't try anything. Which is where Azula comes in. It's a win/win for everyone except for the poor sucker Azula has set her sights on

brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

I have decided to be a freak forever

the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!

twin human highway flares, the mountain goats

[ID: a photograph of orange and yellow nasturtium flowers and green foliage, on a background of distressed paper, with the lyrics "on the day that i forget you, i hope my heart explodes" overlayed.]

photo: dan driscoll, pomona college organic farm archive.