Reinstalling Bleach: Brave Souls. If anyone wants to add me on there, DM me.
UPDATE: nvm, ig. The game instantly threw me into a game-breaking glitch so I uninstalled it. Sorry. :(
Reinstalling Bleach: Brave Souls. If anyone wants to add me on there, DM me.
UPDATE: nvm, ig. The game instantly threw me into a game-breaking glitch so I uninstalled it. Sorry. :(
Reinstalling Bleach: Brave Souls. If anyone wants to add me on there, DM me.
I may be in trouble, guys.. my rent is due soon.. and I won't have enough.. I need to make $800 before the 5th or they'll evict me.. Please.. i have nowhere to go if they kick me out...
Donate to ani_babe93@ymail.com please.. anything helps.. I'm scared..
1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
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if u see this please re blog. never scroll past this. you never know who may need to read this.
New blog!!
I'll be using this to create temporary muses to post whatever the hell I feel like with them. This will mainly be for reblogs, but I might make an original post or two too.
(Source)
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:
so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.
keep yourselves safe!
I would give the link to the quiz but I lost it :(
Anyway I got squad 5.
Not too surprising, tbh.
Don’t leave things!! to the!! last!! minute!!
I agree wholeheartedly, @shunsuisuggestions ! Assuming this was Shunsui and not a reminder to Shunsui by @nanaosuggestions ...
Monologuing is the best form of communication. It means always being assured of intelligent conversationalists.
Also displays your narcissism in a less-than-timely fashion.
(The Mimihagi anon from Aizen) Granted, my initial question was more of the relationship(?) between your knowledge and what Mimihagi-sama was willing to tell you given that the Right Arm is essentially also your lungs. Probably not my business but ey, got curious. But thinking of it in that way does ease my mind a bit. Using what power you have to change things for the better is a noble cause. Heck, thats what Ichigo and a good number of the others do, right?
Hello, Anon-san! No trouble at all. Curiosity is a good thing, and I’m always happy to answer questions.
I’m glad and grateful that you support the decisions I made. Though, quite frankly, I would act the same way again and again, regardless of what those around me thought and felt about it. The destruction of the universe can often be a slow and subtle thing, surprising thought that might seem. I’ve known about it since I was a boy, and as far as I’m concerned, that knowledge coupled with my unique abilities gave me a chance - however scant - to try and put things right.
As for the relationship between Mimihagi-sama and myself? It’s quite simple, actually.
Mimihagi-sama is not my lungs, Anon-san. Not exactly. Rather, my lungs belong to Mimihagi-sama, and have ever since I was three years old. That’s the reason I’m still sick - and will always be, until the end - despite what Mimihagi-sama did for me. Mimihagi-sama, as the right hand of the Soul King, governs stagnation. My lungs will never deteriorate further, but they will never heal. They exist perpetually in the same compromised state that they did two thousand years ago. The rest of my body has learned to compensate, and my reiatsu has grown, and has adapted to support me physically. This has given me a few surprising advantages - I’m far stronger than I appear, for example! - but I will never be a well man. Long life was in my stars, but never health. And I give thanks every day even for that.
Not long before I became a man, my parents told me about the power that saved my life, and about why my body was the way it was. They brought me to Mimihagi-sama’s shrine, if you recall - and they knew exactly what they were doing, and exactly why Mimihagi-sama was worshiped the way it was. Countless others had been brought before the shrine before me, but never before had Mimihagi-sama emerged to accept a living Soul’s sacrifice. When I l earned of this, I was confused. I was angry. I was distraught. I didn’t understand why I had been saved instead of another. I thought I had nothing to offer. My parents could give me no answers, and I could not find them within myself.
And so, after some deep reflection, I decided to ask the God dwelling within me.
Mimihagi-sama told me that, thanks to the workings it had glimpsed of my young heart, it had understood that I would one day make a willing sacrifice to reunite the Soul King’s fallen Right Hand with the rest of its body and being. No other who had visited the shrine before me had such workings in their heart. I was the first, and perhaps, the only.
I looked within myself and saw that this was true.
I was willing. I was more than willing. I was eager. I was happy. This way, I knew I could make something of myself; I could make something of the life I was never supposed to live in the first place.
…and the rest, I suppose, is history. Of a sort.
Perhaps this reply is more than you bargained for, Anon-san? If so, I apologize for having rambled.
Thank you for your question, my friend. And if you continue to be curious - as, indeed, I hope you will - never hesitate to reach out.
A noble story, @jushirosuggestions.
It leads me to a question of my own, however. When you spoke to your god, why did you ask such a mundane and selfish question?
You had, in your possession, the Right Hand of the Soul King and you never thought to ask it WHY–why did it wish to be reunited with the rest of its body? How was it that it became separated in the first place? What would it do, once reunited, once the throne was theirs once again?
Though perhaps, Mimihagi-kami picked YOU because it knew you would never ask such troublesome questions.
I was a boy.
I was in pain of both body and heart. I did not know why I was alive. I was the eldest son of a noble house, and I was a disgrace to my father. I had no friends, because more often than not, I couldn’t leave my bed to play. I had no answers and no purpose.
Somewhere within me, I think I suspected I was supposed to be dead.
Can you blame a boy for asking questions like that? Can you blame any man for seeking purpose?
And, can you blame that same boy - even now that he is grown - for keeping his promise to the God who saved him?
Of course I can blame you.
I have no sympathy for your noble family or their plight. Like so many nobles before them they marched into the Rukongai and took what did not belong to them in the least.
How far out did your god fall? Seventy-Eight districts out.
The people in Sakahone District don’t even have shoes, Taicho. Did you arrive in palanquin?
The very least you could do was to think ask sensible questions of your stolen goods when you had the chance.
And, @jushirosuggestions we–all of us–live with the consequences of our actions of our desires. Don’t beg me, of all people, for mercy in this regard. Have any of you looked at my life and said, “Ah, poor Aizen, he was born with such massive reiatsu, perhaps his life was difficult, we should rush forgive his trespasses.”
No, you have not.
Nor would I expect you to.
Oh, are you, @shinshimizusuggestions?
I’m not looking for a “poor Aizen” from you or anyone. That was, in fact, my POINT.
I’m not judging you, Aizen. And I know you aren’t, but perhaps you need one, or something similar. Hug, maybe?
…hugs are nice. That’s my two cents here, anyway!
But, um, Shimizu-kun? Please… be careful…?
I'll be okay, @jushirosuggestions . Not like he has his sword.
You would look amazing wearing a crown and sitting on a throne. You would make a fabulous King.
Er… king? I always figured @ikkakusuggestions would be the king, but, oh sure, why not!
As long as you’re not trying to bring me into that very BORING and UGLY conversation about the Soul King that @aizensamasuggestions is always having… but of course I’d look FABULOUS on a throne, wearing anything! Or nothing at all!
(The Mimihagi anon from Aizen) Granted, my initial question was more of the relationship(?) between your knowledge and what Mimihagi-sama was willing to tell you given that the Right Arm is essentially also your lungs. Probably not my business but ey, got curious. But thinking of it in that way does ease my mind a bit. Using what power you have to change things for the better is a noble cause. Heck, thats what Ichigo and a good number of the others do, right?
Hello, Anon-san! No trouble at all. Curiosity is a good thing, and I’m always happy to answer questions.
I’m glad and grateful that you support the decisions I made. Though, quite frankly, I would act the same way again and again, regardless of what those around me thought and felt about it. The destruction of the universe can often be a slow and subtle thing, surprising thought that might seem. I’ve known about it since I was a boy, and as far as I’m concerned, that knowledge coupled with my unique abilities gave me a chance - however scant - to try and put things right.
As for the relationship between Mimihagi-sama and myself? It’s quite simple, actually.
Mimihagi-sama is not my lungs, Anon-san. Not exactly. Rather, my lungs belong to Mimihagi-sama, and have ever since I was three years old. That’s the reason I’m still sick - and will always be, until the end - despite what Mimihagi-sama did for me. Mimihagi-sama, as the right hand of the Soul King, governs stagnation. My lungs will never deteriorate further, but they will never heal. They exist perpetually in the same compromised state that they did two thousand years ago. The rest of my body has learned to compensate, and my reiatsu has grown, and has adapted to support me physically. This has given me a few surprising advantages - I’m far stronger than I appear, for example! - but I will never be a well man. Long life was in my stars, but never health. And I give thanks every day even for that.
Not long before I became a man, my parents told me about the power that saved my life, and about why my body was the way it was. They brought me to Mimihagi-sama’s shrine, if you recall - and they knew exactly what they were doing, and exactly why Mimihagi-sama was worshiped the way it was. Countless others had been brought before the shrine before me, but never before had Mimihagi-sama emerged to accept a living Soul’s sacrifice. When I l earned of this, I was confused. I was angry. I was distraught. I didn’t understand why I had been saved instead of another. I thought I had nothing to offer. My parents could give me no answers, and I could not find them within myself.
And so, after some deep reflection, I decided to ask the God dwelling within me.
Mimihagi-sama told me that, thanks to the workings it had glimpsed of my young heart, it had understood that I would one day make a willing sacrifice to reunite the Soul King’s fallen Right Hand with the rest of its body and being. No other who had visited the shrine before me had such workings in their heart. I was the first, and perhaps, the only.
I looked within myself and saw that this was true.
I was willing. I was more than willing. I was eager. I was happy. This way, I knew I could make something of myself; I could make something of the life I was never supposed to live in the first place.
…and the rest, I suppose, is history. Of a sort.
Perhaps this reply is more than you bargained for, Anon-san? If so, I apologize for having rambled.
Thank you for your question, my friend. And if you continue to be curious - as, indeed, I hope you will - never hesitate to reach out.
A noble story, @jushirosuggestions.
It leads me to a question of my own, however. When you spoke to your god, why did you ask such a mundane and selfish question?
You had, in your possession, the Right Hand of the Soul King and you never thought to ask it WHY–why did it wish to be reunited with the rest of its body? How was it that it became separated in the first place? What would it do, once reunited, once the throne was theirs once again?
Though perhaps, Mimihagi-kami picked YOU because it knew you would never ask such troublesome questions.
I was a boy.
I was in pain of both body and heart. I did not know why I was alive. I was the eldest son of a noble house, and I was a disgrace to my father. I had no friends, because more often than not, I couldn’t leave my bed to play. I had no answers and no purpose.
Somewhere within me, I think I suspected I was supposed to be dead.
Can you blame a boy for asking questions like that? Can you blame any man for seeking purpose?
And, can you blame that same boy - even now that he is grown - for keeping his promise to the God who saved him?
Of course I can blame you.
I have no sympathy for your noble family or their plight. Like so many nobles before them they marched into the Rukongai and took what did not belong to them in the least.
How far out did your god fall? Seventy-Eight districts out.
The people in Sakahone District don’t even have shoes, Taicho. Did you arrive in palanquin?
The very least you could do was to think ask sensible questions of your stolen goods when you had the chance.
And, @jushirosuggestions we–all of us–live with the consequences of our actions of our desires. Don’t beg me, of all people, for mercy in this regard. Have any of you looked at my life and said, “Ah, poor Aizen, he was born with such massive reiatsu, perhaps his life was difficult, we should rush forgive his trespasses.”
No, you have not.
Nor would I expect you to.
Oh, are you, @shinshimizusuggestions?
I’m not looking for a “poor Aizen” from you or anyone. That was, in fact, my POINT.
I'm not judging you, Aizen. And I know you aren't, but perhaps you need one, or something similar. Hug, maybe?
(The Mimihagi anon from Aizen) Granted, my initial question was more of the relationship(?) between your knowledge and what Mimihagi-sama was willing to tell you given that the Right Arm is essentially also your lungs. Probably not my business but ey, got curious. But thinking of it in that way does ease my mind a bit. Using what power you have to change things for the better is a noble cause. Heck, thats what Ichigo and a good number of the others do, right?
Hello, Anon-san! No trouble at all. Curiosity is a good thing, and I’m always happy to answer questions.
I’m glad and grateful that you support the decisions I made. Though, quite frankly, I would act the same way again and again, regardless of what those around me thought and felt about it. The destruction of the universe can often be a slow and subtle thing, surprising thought that might seem. I’ve known about it since I was a boy, and as far as I’m concerned, that knowledge coupled with my unique abilities gave me a chance - however scant - to try and put things right.
As for the relationship between Mimihagi-sama and myself? It’s quite simple, actually.
Mimihagi-sama is not my lungs, Anon-san. Not exactly. Rather, my lungs belong to Mimihagi-sama, and have ever since I was three years old. That’s the reason I’m still sick - and will always be, until the end - despite what Mimihagi-sama did for me. Mimihagi-sama, as the right hand of the Soul King, governs stagnation. My lungs will never deteriorate further, but they will never heal. They exist perpetually in the same compromised state that they did two thousand years ago. The rest of my body has learned to compensate, and my reiatsu has grown, and has adapted to support me physically. This has given me a few surprising advantages - I’m far stronger than I appear, for example! - but I will never be a well man. Long life was in my stars, but never health. And I give thanks every day even for that.
Not long before I became a man, my parents told me about the power that saved my life, and about why my body was the way it was. They brought me to Mimihagi-sama’s shrine, if you recall - and they knew exactly what they were doing, and exactly why Mimihagi-sama was worshiped the way it was. Countless others had been brought before the shrine before me, but never before had Mimihagi-sama emerged to accept a living Soul’s sacrifice. When I l earned of this, I was confused. I was angry. I was distraught. I didn’t understand why I had been saved instead of another. I thought I had nothing to offer. My parents could give me no answers, and I could not find them within myself.
And so, after some deep reflection, I decided to ask the God dwelling within me.
Mimihagi-sama told me that, thanks to the workings it had glimpsed of my young heart, it had understood that I would one day make a willing sacrifice to reunite the Soul King’s fallen Right Hand with the rest of its body and being. No other who had visited the shrine before me had such workings in their heart. I was the first, and perhaps, the only.
I looked within myself and saw that this was true.
I was willing. I was more than willing. I was eager. I was happy. This way, I knew I could make something of myself; I could make something of the life I was never supposed to live in the first place.
…and the rest, I suppose, is history. Of a sort.
Perhaps this reply is more than you bargained for, Anon-san? If so, I apologize for having rambled.
Thank you for your question, my friend. And if you continue to be curious - as, indeed, I hope you will - never hesitate to reach out.
A noble story, @jushirosuggestions.
It leads me to a question of my own, however. When you spoke to your god, why did you ask such a mundane and selfish question?
You had, in your possession, the Right Hand of the Soul King and you never thought to ask it WHY–why did it wish to be reunited with the rest of its body? How was it that it became separated in the first place? What would it do, once reunited, once the throne was theirs once again?
Though perhaps, Mimihagi-kami picked YOU because it knew you would never ask such troublesome questions.
I was a boy.
I was in pain of both body and heart. I did not know why I was alive. I was the eldest son of a noble house, and I was a disgrace to my father. I had no friends, because more often than not, I couldn’t leave my bed to play. I had no answers and no purpose.
Somewhere within me, I think I suspected I was supposed to be dead.
Can you blame a boy for asking questions like that? Can you blame any man for seeking purpose?
And, can you blame that same boy - even now that he is grown - for keeping his promise to the God who saved him?
Of course I can blame you.
I have no sympathy for your noble family or their plight. Like so many nobles before them they marched into the Rukongai and took what did not belong to them in the least.
How far out did your god fall? Seventy-Eight districts out.
The people in Sakahone District don’t even have shoes, Taicho. Did you arrive in palanquin?
The very least you could do was to think ask sensible questions of your stolen goods when you had the chance.
And, @jushirosuggestions we–all of us–live with the consequences of our actions of our desires. Don’t beg me, of all people, for mercy in this regard. Have any of you looked at my life and said, “Ah, poor Aizen, he was born with such massive reiatsu, perhaps his life was difficult, we should rush forgive his trespasses.”
No, you have not.
Nor would I expect you to.
//After realizing that what is quite possibly my FAVORITE captain, Kurotsuchi Mayuri, has the same personality as I do, I figured I should make a blog for him. It’s called kurotsuchisuggestions, but Tumblrs apparently very-needed mobile presence isn’t letting me link it. Sigh.
//And before you go questioning my reasoning, sure, he beats Nemu… but he is rather fun, no? And even @aizensamasuggestions ranked him moderately; although you might not see Aizen as a trustworthy source.
How do you rate Mayuri, on any level?
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being highest), I would say @mayurisuggestions has an intellectual value of about… 8. He’s clearly brilliant enough to have successfully, scientifically created a True Soul. Given that this accomplishment is adjacent to my own interests, I feel I must score him higher in intelligence than I might normally given how easily he’s manipulated otherwise. I have very little respect for anyone that is ass easily angered and distracted as Captain Kurotsuchi.
Physically? Well, having watched the goings on in the Royal Realm I have to say I was surprised by how vaguely attractive he was after his fight with Pernida. He should wear his hair down more often… Thus, I can’t say he’s not above average under the right circumstances. However, I must deduct points for his abhorrent fashion sense and body modifications, so: 3.
Usefulness? Also fairly low. His knowledge of Quincy and how to neutralize them is probably the only thing keeping him above a zero. I will give him also a 3 in this category.
Zanpakutō? Ashisogi Jizō is terrifying and is a fairly effective weapon, both in shikai and bankai forms, so I would rank Captain Kurotsuchi’s zanpakutō at a high 7.
Other ways to rate him:
“Fuck, Marry or Kill,” Mayuri, for me, definitely scores a Kill. To be fair to the good captain, most people rate “kill” in this category for me.
Did I ever like him or get along with him? I can’t say that I did. I am eternally baffled by @uraharasuggestions affections for this particular sociopath, when there are other much more high-functioning sociopaths (who are far better looking) available.
#I’m very high-functioning and FAR better looking Tenchou says from across the shop: “Aizen-san is still upset. I never did say he was unattractive.”
…
I am most decidedly NOT upset.
#What do I CARE about what some scruffy-looking shopkeeper thinks?
I rather think this scruffy-looking shopkeeper has his appeal, but to each his own, I suppose.
Tenchou adds from across the shop: “He’s upset.”
#Maybe I would care more if he came out of his Human World hideout and fought me more often
Tenchou adds: “He wants my body in close proximity.”
… Yes, @uraharasuggestions. Your body would be lovely to have nearby.
Preferably IN THE GROUND
Though Muken would do nicely.
Oh, this is just cute. Big, bad, God has a crush?
I daresay you look the part.
A crush?
Yes, I would love to crush @uraharasuggestions.
Is it love or crush?
Make up your mind, sweetie.
“Sweetie”?
Ah… ahaha… hahaha…
I wasn’t meaning to offend, Aizen. Sama. Aizen-sama.
It was a genuine term of endearment. Oh, right, endearment. Um… @jushirosuggestions, help me out here…?
If in doubt, “Sousuke-chan” will always do the trick. @aizensamasuggestions likes that one especially, if memory serves!
That’s not quite what I meant...
Ugh. Messing with Aizen is so hard. He wasn’t even slightly provoked by that! I called him emoti- don’t tell me he’s actually THAT bad...
How do you rate Mayuri, on any level?
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being highest), I would say @mayurisuggestions has an intellectual value of about… 8. He’s clearly brilliant enough to have successfully, scientifically created a True Soul. Given that this accomplishment is adjacent to my own interests, I feel I must score him higher in intelligence than I might normally given how easily he’s manipulated otherwise. I have very little respect for anyone that is ass easily angered and distracted as Captain Kurotsuchi.
Physically? Well, having watched the goings on in the Royal Realm I have to say I was surprised by how vaguely attractive he was after his fight with Pernida. He should wear his hair down more often… Thus, I can’t say he’s not above average under the right circumstances. However, I must deduct points for his abhorrent fashion sense and body modifications, so: 3.
Usefulness? Also fairly low. His knowledge of Quincy and how to neutralize them is probably the only thing keeping him above a zero. I will give him also a 3 in this category.
Zanpakutō? Ashisogi Jizō is terrifying and is a fairly effective weapon, both in shikai and bankai forms, so I would rank Captain Kurotsuchi’s zanpakutō at a high 7.
Other ways to rate him:
“Fuck, Marry or Kill,” Mayuri, for me, definitely scores a Kill. To be fair to the good captain, most people rate “kill” in this category for me.
Did I ever like him or get along with him? I can’t say that I did. I am eternally baffled by @uraharasuggestions affections for this particular sociopath, when there are other much more high-functioning sociopaths (who are far better looking) available.
#I’m very high-functioning and FAR better looking Tenchou says from across the shop: “Aizen-san is still upset. I never did say he was unattractive.”
…
I am most decidedly NOT upset.
#What do I CARE about what some scruffy-looking shopkeeper thinks?
I rather think this scruffy-looking shopkeeper has his appeal, but to each his own, I suppose.
Tenchou adds from across the shop: “He’s upset.”
#Maybe I would care more if he came out of his Human World hideout and fought me more often
Tenchou adds: “He wants my body in close proximity.”
… Yes, @uraharasuggestions. Your body would be lovely to have nearby.
Preferably IN THE GROUND
Though Muken would do nicely.
Oh, this is just cute. Big, bad, God has a crush?
I daresay you look the part.
A crush?
Yes, I would love to crush @uraharasuggestions.
Is it love or crush?
Make up your mind, sweetie.
“Sweetie”?
Ah... ahaha... hahaha...
I wasn’t meaning to offend, Aizen. Sama. Aizen-sama.
It was a genuine term of endearment. Oh, right, endearment. Um... @jushirosuggestions, help me out here...?
How do you rate Mayuri, on any level?
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being highest), I would say @mayurisuggestions has an intellectual value of about… 8. He’s clearly brilliant enough to have successfully, scientifically created a True Soul. Given that this accomplishment is adjacent to my own interests, I feel I must score him higher in intelligence than I might normally given how easily he’s manipulated otherwise. I have very little respect for anyone that is ass easily angered and distracted as Captain Kurotsuchi.
Physically? Well, having watched the goings on in the Royal Realm I have to say I was surprised by how vaguely attractive he was after his fight with Pernida. He should wear his hair down more often… Thus, I can’t say he’s not above average under the right circumstances. However, I must deduct points for his abhorrent fashion sense and body modifications, so: 3.
Usefulness? Also fairly low. His knowledge of Quincy and how to neutralize them is probably the only thing keeping him above a zero. I will give him also a 3 in this category.
Zanpakutō? Ashisogi Jizō is terrifying and is a fairly effective weapon, both in shikai and bankai forms, so I would rank Captain Kurotsuchi’s zanpakutō at a high 7.
Other ways to rate him:
“Fuck, Marry or Kill,” Mayuri, for me, definitely scores a Kill. To be fair to the good captain, most people rate “kill” in this category for me.
Did I ever like him or get along with him? I can’t say that I did. I am eternally baffled by @uraharasuggestions affections for this particular sociopath, when there are other much more high-functioning sociopaths (who are far better looking) available.
#I’m very high-functioning and FAR better looking Tenchou says from across the shop: “Aizen-san is still upset. I never did say he was unattractive.”
…
I am most decidedly NOT upset.
#What do I CARE about what some scruffy-looking shopkeeper thinks?
I rather think this scruffy-looking shopkeeper has his appeal, but to each his own, I suppose.
Tenchou adds from across the shop: “He’s upset.”
#Maybe I would care more if he came out of his Human World hideout and fought me more often
Tenchou adds: “He wants my body in close proximity.”
… Yes, @uraharasuggestions. Your body would be lovely to have nearby.
Preferably IN THE GROUND
Though Muken would do nicely.
Oh, this is just cute. Big, bad, God has a crush?
I daresay you look the part.
A crush?
Yes, I would love to crush @uraharasuggestions.
Is it love or crush?
Make up your mind, sweetie.